My Name is John Kane , I am a Massive supporter of Donald Trump and the SNP party
It's not you. It's the absense of you ;-)
Listening to the world and not sure about anything nowadays.
Leicester are fantastic
Just watched a documentary on how ships are built, it was riveting
Cigarettes are like squirrels. They're perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and set fire to it.
Hakuna Ya Tatas
Say we are Champions League say we are Champions League!!!
Shake your head, wiggle like a fan and do the cool off.
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar...... WATCHING WALES IN THE QUARTER FINAL
A good book is like a puppy, easy to pick up, but hard to put down
Apparently you all "Cant get enough of my stuff".... as in likes... 250. Erm, thanks.
Damn. Where's the 'dislike' button?!
I tried to sign up to a website the other day, but when I put my password as "beef-stew" it said it wasn't stroganoff.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.
Maybe you should whine a bit more.
know what we are, we know what we are are are, Champions of England we know what we are.
Has anyone else noticed that everyone that drives slowly is an idiot and those that drive too fast are maniacs
Thinking of buying a Theremin but finding it hard to justify as I'll probably hardly ever touch it.
I bought a keyboard but all it will play is Wagner.
Turns out its a Nazi synthesizer.
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