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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44279973 Glad we aren't getting this guy. Imagine the price of a replica shirt.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/702890/Marco-Silva-Leicester-Everton-news-gossip Star has us favourites to get this Portuguese fella in

How about Eddie Stobart?

2 years today since the big party at King Power Stadium. Emotional times.

Neil Lennon anywhere?

Hope Vichsi acts swiftly. West Ham and Everton are likely to be fishing in similar managerial pools as us and we don't want to catch a bottom feeder.... Yet again

My lawn's looking mighty fine.

It will prove that a team that plays shit negative football can best another team that plays shit negative football.

Ove N'glove?

According to ever reliable Star it's a plan...

Cooking, cleaning, shitting

I am usually optimistic and my glass remains half full. Unfortunately it's half full of old man piss.

Respect?

Dont bother replying. He can't get in the team. Look forward to his return.

How is Kaputska getting on now?

2-0 cooommeee ooonnnn!

Quiet on this thread tonight.

Bum

Are there more kings to be found?

Also agree all round. IMO Space Raiders are the only thing that comes close to Monster Munch but they are not Monster Munch. If Monster Munch were withdrawn I would be really miffed for a bit but if they were then reintroduced I would happily buy a bag again.

Good if you've got a really fat arse.

"and I am sorry for the disruption that my absence has caused" Didn't see that bit.

http://www.football365.com/news/top-10-players-who-went-on-strike-to-force-a-transfer-sterling-berbatov-schneiderlin-tevez-van-dijk Top 10 from Football 365 including Ulloa. Needs updating now.

Are they going to chuck him down a big chimney like in that Bond film?

Completely unrelated but Arse still losing to Swansea. Ha.

I blame Widow Twanky Wanky Warnock. If his sloggers hadn't ****ed Sane up then this wouldn't be happening. Oh well, big cash, thanks for the memories and all the best you golden bollocked beauty.

I read that as airship. Now there's an idea

Malf?

Maybe Vich can pull his little ears again and Mahrez can feign pleasure like before.

Can they use VAR to see if players are actually showing the quality expected of a Premier League team or just dicking about?

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/5284364/harry-maguire-manchester-city-leicester-50m-bid/amp/ Maguire to Man City for £50m! ****ing nuts on so many levels.

Quiet in here isn't it?

Benny Hill is not dead

After yesterday's antics our Christmas themed song next Saturday should be Little Donkey to Ndidi.

Promotion to where?

Breaking... "Due to the unique way the BBC is funded we have decided to screen the Manchester United game. Bollocks to everyone else."

Surely a TV match...?

Mrs Vardy being tipped to be in I'm a Celebrity so could be out of the way for a few weeks. Not sure if that would be a good thing or a distraction to our Jamie. Wanker Wise is confirmed as there. First crocodile attack live on TV? .

Puel out

Welcome. Now make it exciting and don't **** up.