Match Thread England v Scotland

[homer]

I genuinely thought we couldn't sink any lower, or get any worse

As usual, I was so very wrong

 

[FIF]

Not worth a thread.

 

[homer]

Scotland are comedy gold

Wow

 

[fox58]

You can't take any team seriously wearing pink shirts

 

[Ike O'Noclassed]

You can't take any team seriously wearing pink shirts

You could stand amongst the Palermo Tifosi and say that to test your theory.

Vards, making his runs, with his characteristic skip at the end summing up the pointlessness of him in the Post-Woy England set-up

 

[Mawsley]

Hart to Hart: poor show, 3/10
Murray Walker: surprisingly good for a dead bloke 6/10
Southgate: stick to pizzas mate 2/10
Stones: far too ginger 3/10
Rose: overpriced bollocks on valentines 5/10
Henderson: better when he was John Lithgow 6/10
Dire: I'd cut his wavy hand off and shove it up his arse
Sterling: wrong denomination 5/10
Rooney: who knows? Not me, I didn't watch it. 8/10
Llama: 11/10 because he's a llama
Sturridgevardy: Half goal scorer, half bloke who needs to pull head out of arse 42%

Where do I get my proper forum poster badge?

 

[Brown Nose]

My only challenge to your scores (having not watched it either) is that Murray Walker is not dead.

 

[Mawsley]

My only challenge to your scores (having not watched it either) is that Murray Walker is not dead.

Why am I not allowed my opinion? Stop trolling me, I demand a safe space. This kind of thing never happened when Obama was president.

 

[Mawsley]

In other news, it's lovely to see everybody got on and celebrated poppies like they all wanted to.

 

[Brown Nose]

Why am I not allowed my opinion? Stop trolling me, I demand a safe space. This kind of thing never happened when Obama was president.

You can't have an opinion stating that someone is dead when they're patently not. That's just getting something wrong. Although, given the way this year is going, Murray would do well to see out the next few weeks in one piece.

Oh, and Obama is still president. The world ends in January.

 

[glyn]

Vards, making his runs, with his characteristic skip at the end summing up the pointlessness of him in the Post-Woy England set-up

He came on with 15 minutes left, 15 minutes in which England didn't seem to have any intention of playing a forward pass and were happy to sit back on their 3-0 lead rather than show any desire to entertain. Completely pointless for him to be on the pitch and I bet he's delighted to have another game added to his 'x games since scoring' stat because of it.

 

[Mawsley]

You can't have an opinion stating that someone is dead when they're patently not. That's just getting something wrong. Although, given the way this year is going, Murray would do well to see out the next few weeks in one piece.

Oh, and Obama is still president. The world ends in January.

He is dead, he's dead to me. He has been ever since he failed to pay me back the 20 Benson I lent him before some car race or other.

"Lend us a pack," he said. "I'll give them back by Friday and sort out a grope with Ulrika."

He lied. Never picked up his phone, never replied to a letter. Walker is a total shitcunt.

Still, not as bad as Raymond Baxter leaving me in the lurch with half a pound of coke and a dead whore. He really is dead to me.

 

[David Gwilliam]

Nicola Sturgeon says that she does not accept the result and demands that it be played again.