Speculation Motown's hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded Summer 2016 rumours thread

[Brown Nose]

It's about time we started getting linked with some crazy signings for our 2016/17 campaign.

No doubt there will be some humdingers linked.

Here's an early contender: http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2016/03/2...nning-another-french-raid-want-marseilles-ni/

 

[NW_Fox]

Time to bring Joey back

 

[Blaarev]

Time to bring Joey back

It's now or never.

 

[londonfox]

If we get Musa and that Marseille defender we're going to be slightly depleted during the African Nations. Good job N'Golo didn't declare for Mali

 

[Motown Fox]

Blimey the second thread with my name on it that I didn't start.

Juventus have plans to sell Pogba this
summer in order to sanction moves for Edinson Cavani and Leicester City's N'Golo Kante.

Clubs across Europe are chasing Pogba, including Manchester City and Chelsea, and Juve are preparing themselves for a number of offers for their star man.

According to Gazzetta dello Sport, the Old Lady remain keen on keeping hold of the Frenchman but will be tempted to sell if they receive an offer in the region of £60m.

The Serie A side already have a contingency plan in place should they decide to sell Pogba and that will involve a pursuit of Kante.

Kante's displays for Premier League leaders Leicester this season have caught the eyes of a number of clubs in Europe and Juve believe they can prise him away from the King Power Stadium.

Wantaway Paris Saint-Germain striker Cavani is also on Juve's radar, but the French champions will only be willing to negotiate a deal that involves Pogba coming the other way.


Read more at http://talksport.com/football/juven...inson-cavani-160318188895#eSRxazMM5jlSr7RY.99

 

[Lako42]

I have always been a lover of Italian football but these days it's total dross.

Why the ****ity anyone would leave a Champions League team from England for an Italian one I don't know.

Although he would single handidly destroy the slow ****ers.

 

[fitz]

I have always been a lover of Italian football but these days it's total dross.

Why the ****ity anyone would leave a Champions League team from England for an Italian one I don't know.

Although he would single handidly destroy the slow ****ers.

Scran? I'm a big fan of pasta and tomato and would happily swap working here for Italy.

 

[homer]

Italian women

 

[tedfoxxx]

Italian women

But I thought you.....Nevermind.

 

[jb5000]

Leicester's nice and all that, but have you been to Italy?

 

[Lako42]

Have you been to Turin?

I go to Italy fairly regularly, I wouldn't want to live there but then I'm not earning silly money.

Hes a footballer, I'm pretty sure he couldn't give a shit about pasta etc, if it was that simple he'd have stayed in France.

Oh and he drives a mini

 

[Cate Fox]

Leicester's nice and all that, but have you been to Italy?

I'm going in July.

 

[Mawsley]

Hes a footballer, I'm pretty sure he couldn't give a shit about pasta etc

If reading football mags in the 70s taught me anything, players love pasta or steak.

 

[homer]

If reading jazz mags in the 70s taught me anything, men love italian women 'cos they're well filthy

 

[Mawsley]

Reading? What, like for the features on interior design?

 

[Real Sharapova]

Reading? What, like for the features on interior design?

Well, the interior of something, that's for sure.........................

 

[Motown Fox]

Blaarev -any info on this lad?
Mohamed Elyounoussi: The pizza-loving forward Leicester are eyeing as Mahrez's replacement | FourFourTwo
http://www.fourfourtwo.com/features...ward-leicester-are-eyeing-mahrezs-replacement
He likes Pizza and Brian Deane reckons his dad's a nice guy and Moi a top lad so I reckon it's a shoe in.

 

[Blaarev]

Blaarev -any info on this lad?
Mohamed Elyounoussi: The pizza-loving forward Leicester are eyeing as Mahrez's replacement | FourFourTwo
http://www.fourfourtwo.com/features...ward-leicester-are-eyeing-mahrezs-replacement
He likes Pizza and Brian Deane reckons his dad's a nice guy and Moi a top lad so I reckon it's a shoe in.

Resurrecting the rumour from the previous rumour's thread? Not nearly good enough to replace Mahrez. Squad player.

 

[David Gwilliam]

Off topic so if that annoys you move on.

I have always been a lover of Italian football but these days it's total dross.

Why the ****ity anyone would leave a Champions League team from England for an Italian one I don't know.

Although he would single handidly destroy the slow ****ers.

Italian women[/B]

Well said Homer. Italian women are (IMO) the most beautiful in the world - apart from those of Aylestone Village (added quickly)

In Italy Kante will find surely the world's greatest city Rome, the world's most beautiful city Venice, opera, the world's greatest painter (IMO) Raphael, the world's greatest sculptor Michelangelo, the world's greatest archaeological sites (with the possible exception of Egypt,) superb coffee, superb wine, superb food, waiters who seem to enjoy serving customers, the Alps Florence and parents who care more about their children than about their mobile phone,

On the negative side how come the country of Leonardo da Vinci cannot manage to produce toilet seats. However, Kante has lived in France so he will be used to unpleasant toilets.

 

[Matt_B]

Looks like Kante is off..

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...eicester-future-after-impressive-debut-season