The Birch

[homer]

I'm not even going to try.

It would be a pointless exercise

 

[Cate Fox]

There I was, chuckling away at the thought of the coffin dodgers trying to work out how to turn on lights on their phones.

It's just taken me 20 mins to fail miserably to work out how to do it on my phone. I had to admit defeat and get my eleven year old to do it in the end.

When did I become a useless old fool?

Someone will be along in a minute to tell you...

 

[Blaarev]

Someone will be along in a minute to tell you...

Happy New Avatar!

 

[Lako42]

Shine a light on your phone FFS, what is the world coming to. I have an idea, let's all Dab at the same time.

I'll be clapping.

I'm told the Birch cried when it was broadcast, it made a big impression on a bloke who is City through and through.

What were we thinking.

 

[fitz]

I'm told the Birch cried when it was broadcast, it made a big impression on a bloke who is City through and through.

What were we thinking.

Bunch of soft twats

 

[City Fan]

I'm told the Birch cried when it was broadcast, it made a big impression on a bloke who is City through and through.

What were we thinking.

I'm sure he would have cried if he heard a rapturous round of applause too. At least everyone would have been able to join in as well.

 

[Brown Nose]

After all that, I got my phone out of my pocket and immediately dropped it. Then, after retrieving it, I still couldn't work out how to switch the stupid bleeding light on. Fecking apps. I was ready after about 16 minutes but everyone else had moved on.

Still, it's the thought that counts right?

 

[camberwell fox]

After all that, I got my phone out of my pocket and immediately dropped it. Then, after retrieving it, I still couldn't work out how to switch the stupid bleeding light on. Fecking apps. I was ready after about 16 minutes but everyone else had moved on.

Still, it's the thought that counts right?

 

[Blaarev]

After all that, I got my phone out of my pocket and immediately dropped it. Then, after retrieving it, I still couldn't work out how to switch the stupid bleeding light on. Fecking apps. I was ready after about 16 minutes but everyone else had moved on.

Still, it's the thought that counts right?

How old are you?

 

[spionfox]

Congratulations to all who lit up their phones and thank you to the Chelsea support who joined in. Brilliant adapted chant of "Here's to you Alan Birchenall, Leicester loves you more than you will know..."

Despite some miserable twat the vast majority of people only feel love for the Birch and what he means to our club.

Wishing him a full recovery and continued work at our club.

 

[PFKAKTF FOX]

Just a shame the players couldn't put in a performance for him!!

 

[Volpone]

After all that, I got my phone out of my pocket and immediately dropped it. Then, after retrieving it, I still couldn't work out how to switch the stupid bleeding light on. Fecking apps. I was ready after about 16 minutes but everyone else had moved on.

Still, it's the thought that counts right?

I felt really smug cos I took my small torch, you know - the ones they sell at the garage for a few quid. I proudly held it aloft at the right time for a minute.

Then when I looked at it, I realised I'd forgotten to turn it on.

 

[camberwell fox]

I felt really smug cos I took my small torch, you know - the ones they sell at the garage for a few quid. I proudly held it aloft at the right time for a minute.

Then when I looked at it, I realised I'd forgotten to turn it on.

 

[FIF]

brought a tear to my eye and I sent money off to the children dying through lack of clean water in Africa.

 

[City Fan]

brought a tear to my eye and I sent money off to the children dying through lack of clean water in Africa.

How nice of you.

I'm assuming you sent the money when you realised how unfair it is that decent people in Africa can't get access to clean water, yet indecent people like you can?

 

[FIF]

How nice of you.

I'm assuming you sent the money when you realised how unfair it is that decent people in Africa can't get access to clean water, yet indecent people like you can?

I'm not in Africa.

 

[camberwell fox]

I'm not in Africa.

Unfortunately.

Why do you persist with this ridiculas default antagonisation?

 

[homer]

Unfortunately.

Why do you persist with this ridiculas default antagonisation?

It's the default position of most internet trolls/wankers

Take up a contrary position. Say something 'controversial' or different. Pick a fight with someone

Anything to give them more and more and more attention

 

[Cate Fox]

Time to use the ignore button I think.

 

[SJN-Fox]

I'm not in Africa.

That's a blessing, they've enough problems as it is.