Bring On The Prawn Sandwiches
In a surprise about turn Pompey fans have gone cold on a move to the Walkers. "It is a bit of a long way" said Sam Saylor, chairman of the Pompey Hooligans Trust. "In any case we are watching developments at Southampton. I know it sounds like treachery, but we'd do anything for a roof over our heads..."
But an even bigger shock is in the offing; many Man U 'Exiles' are queuing up for tickets at the Walkers. "We are simply bored with winning" said Seamus O'Looney of the Dublin Man U Supporter's Association. " We want to learn what it feels like to lose on a regular basis, to heap abuse on the manager and barrack the players."
Honda Kawasaki of the London based Japanese Man U Occasional Fans Trust echoed these sentiments: "We want rear Ingrish football. We no like 'Grory Seeking'. And no singing. No special, no new songs. That is Karaoke, not football."
On a sour note Leicester fans refusing to take up their Man U season ticket application forms are being warned they will be forcibly removed to the City Ground, Nottingham if they fail to collect them.
In a surprise about turn Pompey fans have gone cold on a move to the Walkers. "It is a bit of a long way" said Sam Saylor, chairman of the Pompey Hooligans Trust. "In any case we are watching developments at Southampton. I know it sounds like treachery, but we'd do anything for a roof over our heads..."
But an even bigger shock is in the offing; many Man U 'Exiles' are queuing up for tickets at the Walkers. "We are simply bored with winning" said Seamus O'Looney of the Dublin Man U Supporter's Association. " We want to learn what it feels like to lose on a regular basis, to heap abuse on the manager and barrack the players."
Honda Kawasaki of the London based Japanese Man U Occasional Fans Trust echoed these sentiments: "We want rear Ingrish football. We no like 'Grory Seeking'. And no singing. No special, no new songs. That is Karaoke, not football."
On a sour note Leicester fans refusing to take up their Man U season ticket application forms are being warned they will be forcibly removed to the City Ground, Nottingham if they fail to collect them.
