Speculation The completely irrational and totally unfounded rule changes you'd like to see, whether you've seen them in other sports or otherwise

pork pie fox

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  • Commentators will be red-carded if they use the words 'Manchester United', if they are not playing in the game being shown. If MU are playing, then it will be obligatory to occassionally mention the name of the opposing team.
Also, if they use the words "United" or "City" without using the word "Manchester", when talking about either of the two Manchester clubs, as if they are the only two clubs to be called either United or City.
 

Skitzo

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If a player feigns injury in order to seek advantage, the referee is allowed to ensure he is injured by smacking him one
along similar lines if a player is caught diving the entire opposition, including subs is allowed to punch him once
 

mabrah

Active Member
Rock, paper, scissors best of 5 instead of penalty shootouts.

Indeed, rock paper scissors instead of a coin toss at the beginning of the game.
 

popillius

Well-Known Member
Neil Warnock's teams should declare all of their financial dealings however shady.

Denis W**e should at all times be referred to as a ****, whenever he appears on Sky Sports.
 

camberwell fox

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Neil Warnock's teams should declare all of their financial dealings however shady.

Denis W**e should at all times be referred to as a ****, whenever he appears on Sky Sports.
I can hear it now ‘joining us on the panel this evening is Jamie Carragher, a great flobber and former Wimbledon, Chelsea and Leicester midfielder, ****.’’
 
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P Pld Pts
Liverpool 33  89
Manchester City 33  66
Leicester 33  58
Chelsea 33  57
Manchester Utd 33  55
Wolves 33  52
Arsenal 33  49
Tottenham  33  48
Sheffield Utd 33  48
10 Burnley 33  46
11 Everton 33  44
12 Newcastle Utd 33  43
13 Southampton 33  43
14 Palace 33  42
15 Brighton 33  36
16 West Ham Utd 33  31
17 Watford 33  28
18 Aston Villa 33  27
19 Bournemouth 33  27
20 Norwich City 33  21

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