Speculation The completely irrational and totally unfounded rule changes you'd like to see, whether you've seen them in other sports or otherwise

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  • Commentators will be red-carded if they use the words 'Manchester United', if they are not playing in the game being shown. If MU are playing, then it will be obligatory to occassionally mention the name of the opposing team.
Also, if they use the words "United" or "City" without using the word "Manchester", when talking about either of the two Manchester clubs, as if they are the only two clubs to be called either United or City.
 
If a player feigns injury in order to seek advantage, the referee is allowed to ensure he is injured by smacking him one
along similar lines if a player is caught diving the entire opposition, including subs is allowed to punch him once
 
Rock, paper, scissors best of 5 instead of penalty shootouts.

Indeed, rock paper scissors instead of a coin toss at the beginning of the game.
 
Neil Warnock's teams should declare all of their financial dealings however shady.

Denis W**e should at all times be referred to as a ****, whenever he appears on Sky Sports.
 
Neil Warnock's teams should declare all of their financial dealings however shady.

Denis W**e should at all times be referred to as a ****, whenever he appears on Sky Sports.
I can hear it now ‘joining us on the panel this evening is Jamie Carragher, a great flobber and former Wimbledon, Chelsea and Leicester midfielder, ****.’’
 
Killer bees make everything better. Look out goalie!
 
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