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First Thatcher Dies, then Ferguson Retires. Somewhere there is a scouser with a lamp and one wish left.
 
My Pornstar friend recently passed away. As a mark of respect we had his ashes scattered over his wife's face
 
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Whoa... this has been released from the joke board into the general public?

We're not funny enough for a whole section.... this post is barely surviving!
 
We all drown in a Yellow Duckmarine, a Yellow Duckmarine, a Yellow Duckmarine.
 
Why did the puma get on well with the other pumas?

He had a good sense of puma.
 
can you crowbar another puma in there somewhere?
 
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