Recent content by give_us_a_wave

If Dyche managed Taylor Swift she wouldn't be in the top 10. Ginger Millwall ****.

Lets face it, he could have been onside by a yard & it'd still have been ruled out somehow. They'd have spotted a foul in the build up or some shit. No way were we ever going to get a cup final guaranteed to be a 5 or 6 goal hammering. They've got a manc derby cup final to market the shit out of...

Get this ****ing season over & done with & get some warm weather going. My brain has emerged from winter mode & it all feels wrong. I'm in need of summer, watching some racing, moaning about the euros & cancelling NOW TV til next season. Just win 2 games & get this shit done. Had enough now.

Which means they'll both probably play like 1970 Brazil.

This is exactly my biggest problem with Maresca. It's like he has the game schedule planned out on a notepad file & just sticks with it to the letter, paying no regard whatsoever to whatever is happening in actual real time on the pitch. It's ****ing maddening & I seriously hope he grows out of...

15th minute of added time. What have they had down there, a ****ing air strike?

Everything about is it is odd. I agree with almost everything you said there. But I'd have still given him MOTM if it was down to me. Football is weird.

I've been really irritated waiting for the Arsenal season collapse to start. I didn't realise they were planning to do the whole thing in a week this time. Impressive. Beaten over 2 legs by the worst Bayern team in a generation. & unable to breach a patched up defense marshalled by Eric ****ing...

Wish I could. But apparently my second cousin is descended from Jesus on his mam's side. Either that or he's got a serious drug problem. Possibly both.

Of course you're right & I appreciate that I'm playing a hunch. But he just seems exactly the type to resort to it in a desperate attempt to save himself. The comments about people " saving " him are straight out of the handbook of things you would say in that situation. They also serve a dual...

This is what you get when you recruit via chuckouts from shit reality TV shows. I read an article a couple of years ago about how many ex reality contestants are curently employed across TV, radio, print media & the internet as presenters, reporters & columnists/commentators. I was staggered...

I didn't notice. Too busy watching that lad that wasn't good enough for Man City. Yet more transcendent genius from the godlike Guardiola.

Congrats to Bayer Leverkusen, pretty much the Spurs of German football (Neverkusen ! ) on their first title. All it took was for Bayern to bring in a couple of players from the actual proper Spurs & that's it. All went to shit. The curse is real. & a special word for Harry Horseface : Ha ...

A metaphor if ever there was one.

You're a ray of sunshine. I just hope it's not over the sunlit uplands. Fingers crossed.