Recent content by Mawsley

First we're going to be the new WBA, now we're going to be Reading? I can't keep up.

I've got the key I've got the bloody secret

Nail. On. Head. "All of a sudden the season's over and everyone's forgiven Deeney's inability to run through defences, create chances, complete key passes, or take good touches. If they want to pay 20m for a statue that takes really pretty penalty kicks, we should be biting their hands off...

One assist in every ten matches last season. Not sure that stat is going to win over anyone.

Or Deeney. Bam - someone tell Creg and we can all move on and put this nasty episode behind us.

Alex le gustan senos.

Bienvenido al Estadio Del Senos.

Which is why I think it's a negotiating tactic to keep down Ulloa's wage demands.

For a sizeable chunk of last season we struggled to be average. By your reasoning, he's now too good for us.

Barkley is living off the hype he had when he broke into the England set-up. He's the embodiment of our squad's self-satisfied laid back start to last season, utterly wrong for a future where we are supposed to be challenging for Europe. I'm staggered anybody could welcome Deeney, does it need...

The fourth best team in Luxembourg.

If the answer to the question is "Troy ****ing Deeney", then the question was written in a foreign language and put through Google Translate. Holy ****ing shit ****ing balls. What a screaming clusterfuck of a decision.

Maybe the unforeseen circumstances are that the package is a pile of wank and sales haven't reached double figures, therefore barely started?

I had a contract like that with a large chemical conglomerate. I got it cancelled in the space of 6 hours by being a ****. It's amazingly easy to do.

He did act like a Dad for a fair few kids.