The 2017/18 embarrassing predictions thread

Finishing position will be?


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So what's going to happen then? You know you'll be completely wrong whatever you say but have a go anyway.

1. Player of the season will be?
2. The manager on the last game of the season will be?
3. Best of the new signings?
4. The highlight of the season will be?
5. The low point of the season will be?
6. Flop of the season (new player or old)?
7. Young player of the season will be?
8. January panic buy will be in which position?
9. Will Birch survive the season?
10. Mercury headline on final day of the season?
 
1. Player of the season will be? Vardy
2. The manager on the last game of the season will be? CS
3. Best of the new signings? Iborra
4. The highlight of the season will be? Thrashing Newcastle at home
5. The low point of the season will be? Mahrez leaving
6. Flop of the season (new player or old)? Drink water
7. Young player of the season will be? Gray
8. January panic buy will be in which position? None
9.
10. Mercury headline on final day of the season? Coventry a joke
 
1. Player of the season will be? Vardy
2. The manager on the last game of the season will be? Shakespeare
3. Best of the new signings? Schmeichel
4. The highlight of the season will be? A streaker in the home match against Grimbby in the league cup
5. The low point of the season will be? Our start to the season
6. Flop of the season (new player or old)? Iborra
7. Young player of the season will be? Lawrence
8. January panic buy will be in which position? Central midfield
10. Mercury headline on final day of the season? Shakespeare to write the next part of the script?
11. Final league position? 14th
 
So what's going to happen then? You know you'll be completely wrong whatever you say but have a go anyway.

1. Player of the season will be?
2. The manager on the last game of the season will be?
3. Best of the new signings?
4. The highlight of the season will be?
5. The low point of the season will be?
6. Flop of the season (new player or old)?
7. Young player of the season will be?
8. January panic buy will be in which position?
9. Will Birch survive the season?
10. Mercury headline on final day of the season?

Would you like a prediction for the final league position?
 
1. Player of the season will be? Iheanacho
2. The manager on the last game of the season will be? Shakespeare
3. Best of the new signings? Iheanacho
4. The highlight of the season will be? FA Cup run
5. The low point of the season will be? Our start to the season
6. Flop of the season (new player or old)? Amartey
7. Young player of the season will be? Chilwell
8. January panic buy will be in which position? Attacking Midfielder
10. Mercury headline on final day of the season? Mid Table Magnificent
11. Final league position? 11th
 
If you want to take offence, so be it. Your idea of bad taste clearly isn't the same as mine. Having heard the man say similar about himself over recent months, I don't think he'd agree with you either.
I'm not offended, it just doesn't sit comfortably.

Fair enough though, each to their own.
 
1. Player of the season will be? Vardy
2. The manager on the last game of the season will be? C.S.
3. Best of the new signings? Iheanacho.
4. The highlight of the season will be? League cup. Win.
5. The low point of the season will be? FA cup semi final loss.
6. Flop of the season (new player or old)? Ulloa.
7. Young player of the season will be? Iheanacho
8. January panic buy will be in which position? Goalie
9. Will Birch survive the season? Damn straight.
10. Mercury headline on final day of the season? Leicester defy the odds again.
11. Final league position 3rd
 
1. Player of the season will be? Vardy
2. The manager on the last game of the season will be? Michael Appleton
3. Best of the new signings? Maguire
4. The highlight of the season will be? FA Cup Semi Final
5. The low point of the season will be? Bottom of the league at end of Sept
6. Flop of the season (new player or old)? James
7. Young player of the season will be? Iheanacho
8. January panic buy will be in which position? Right back
9. Will Birch survive the season? Probably but can see him retiring this year
10. Mercury headline on final day of the season? Appleton to meet owners
 
1. Player of the season will be? Nacho Man
2. The manager on the last game of the season will be? Mancini
3. Best of the new signings? Nacho Man
4. The highlight of the season will be? Tonight, probably
5. The low point of the season will be? Next Friday night when we get royally shafted
6. Flop of the season (new player or old)? Shakespeare, the useless fat feck
7. Young player of the season will be? Nacho Man
8. January panic buy will be in which position? Right Back
9. Will Birch survive the season? Yes
10. Mercury headline on final day of the season? Man found wanking on a bus
 
1. Player of the season will be? Vardy
2. The manager on the last game of the season will be? Appleton
3. Best of the new signings? Maguire
4. The highlight of the season will be? Semi Final of the league cup
5. The low point of the season will be? Bottom at Christmas
6. Flop of the season (new player or old)? Fuchs
7. Young player of the season will be? Gray
8. January panic buy will be in which position? Center Midfield

10. Mercury headline on final day of the season? Leicester survive in final day drama
 
1. Player of the season will be? Maguire
2. The manager on the last game of the season will be? Shakespeare
3. Best of the new signings? Maguire
4. The highlight of the season will be? Beating Arsenal first game of the season
5. The low point of the season will be? Losing to spurs twice.
6. Flop of the season (new player or old)? Iborra
7. Young player of the season will be? Ndidi
8. January panic buy will be in which position? Winger
10. Mercury headline on final day of the season? Blah de blah blah
11. Final league position? 8th
 
So what's going to happen then? You know you'll be completely wrong whatever you say but have a go anyway.

1. Player of the season will be? Kasper
2. The manager on the last game of the season will be? Not old Creggers.
3. Best of the new signings? Maguire
4. The highlight of the season will be? Scrappy 1-1 draw with Huddersfield
5. The low point of the season will be? All of it
6. Flop of the season (new player or old)? All of them
7. Young player of the season will be? null
8. January panic buy will be in which position? Manager
9. Will Birch survive the season? Of course
10. Mercury headline on final day of the season? Doomed
11. League Position? 21st
 
There is a poll at the top for that.

Would probably make sense to make all the predictions in one place, no? Anyway...

I genuinely haven't got a clue whether we're going to finish 5th or 20th.
 
1. Player of the season will be? Ndidi
2. The manager on the last game of the season will be? Shakespeare
3. Best of the new signings? Maguire
4. The highlight of the season will be? A semi. In a cup.
5. The low point of the season will be? Losing a semi.
6. Flop of the season (new player or old)? Morgan
7. Young player of the season will be? Barnes. If he's not sent out on loan.
8. January panic buy will be in which position? Central defender.
9. Will Birch survive the season? He'll do his usual end of season run.
10. Mercury headline on final day of the season? Will the Mockery survive the season?
 
1. Player of the season will be? Vardy
2. The manager on the last game of the season will be? Shakespeare
3. Best of the new signings? Schmeichel Maguire
4. The highlight of the season will be? A streaker in the home match against Grimbby in the league cup
5. The low point of the season will be? Our start to the season
6. Flop of the season (new player or old)? Iborra
7. Young player of the season will be? Lawrence
8. January panic buy will be in which position? Central midfield
10. Mercury headline on final day of the season? Shakespeare to write the next part of the script?
11. Final league position? 14th
I am a cretin!
 
1. Player of the season will be? Nacho Nacho Man
2. The manager on the last game of the season will be? The ghost of Colonel Sanders
3. Best of the new signings? Nachos
4. The highlight of the season will be? Chicken burgers and wedges
5. The low point of the season will be? Salad and/or pasta
6. Flop of the season (new player or old)? Fuchs (see no 5)
7. Young player of the season will be? Nacho
8. January panic buy will be in which position? Attacking mid
9. Will Birch survive the season? Yes
10. Mercury headline on final day of the season? Yawn
 
1. Player of the season will be?
Ian Nacho
2. The manager on the last game of the season will be?
Colin Appleton
3. Best of the new signings?
Ian Nacho and Kelchi Iheanacho
4. The highlight of the season will be?
The 2-1 goal against Borussia Mönchengladbach
5. The low point of the season will be?
Dec.22nd 01.32 AM. It will be very dark
6. Flop of the season (new player or old)?
Benny
7. Young player of the season will be?
Ian Nacho
8. January panic buy will be in which position?
Right back
9. Will Birch survive the season?
Of course he will
10. Mercury headline on final day of the season?
Relatively young man caught wanking on the bus to Enderby
 
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