Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded autumn/winter 2017/18 rumours thread

Jeff

Administrator

Staff member

• Oct 11, 2017

• #1

Possible January moves, according to the traditional unreliable sources:

In:
Andros Townnsend

Out:
Ahmed Musa to Everton on loan.

 

bocadillo

Water Gypsy

• Oct 11, 2017

• #2

Jeff said:

In:
Andros Townnsend

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This typo infection that's going round must be very virulent; even Jeff has caught it ffs!

 

Blaarev

Well-Known Member

• Oct 11, 2017

• #3

bocadillo said:

This typo infection that's going round must be very virulent; even Jeff has caught it ffs!

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Ture. It should of course have been Town'send.

 

Jeff

Administrator

Staff member

• Oct 11, 2017

• #4

Blaarev said:

Ture. It should of course have been Town'send.

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In'deed.

 

SJN-Fox

Well-Known Member

• Oct 11, 2017

• #5

'king ell

 

Blue Maniac

Alzheimers sufferer

• Oct 11, 2017

• #6

Jeff said:

In'deed.

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I'n'deed'i.

 

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LudlowFox

Active Member

• Oct 11, 2017

• #7

Musa to Everton on loan? Cripes, they're desperate.

I dunno though, maybe Walsh knows something everyone else has missed. Maybe Musa doesn't like potato wedges but has been trying to fit in.

 

homer

Well-Known Member

• Oct 11, 2017

• #8

Shi'ite

 

jb5000

Well-Known Member

• Oct 11, 2017

• #9

LudlowFox said:

Musa to Everton on loan? Cripes, they're desperate.

I dunno though, maybe Walsh knows something everyone else has missed. Maybe Musa doesn't like potato wedges but has been trying to fit in.

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Maybe they realise he's a forward and not a winger

 

fitz

Well-Known Member

• Oct 11, 2017

• #10

jb5000 said:

Maybe they realise he's a forward and not a winger

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Not ****ing rocket surgery is it. Bet he'd tear shit up there as well.

 

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LudlowFox

Active Member

• Oct 11, 2017

• #11

Now I had a recollection of reading somewhere that Musa himself preferred to play on the wing. But who the f*** knows anything anymore.

 

Jeff

Administrator

Staff member

• Oct 11, 2017

• #12

LudlowFox said:

Now I had a recollection of reading somewhere that Musa himself preferred to play on the wing. But who the f*** knows anything anymore.

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I think he likes to play as a wide player in a front three.

 

Blaarev

Well-Known Member

• Oct 12, 2017

• #13

Jeff said:

I think he likes to play as a wide player in a front three.

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Is that why he wanted two wives?

 

jb5000

Well-Known Member

• Oct 13, 2017

• #14

Jeff said:

I think he likes to play as a wide player in a front three.

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Starting wide to run into a central position, in the way Terry Henry used to do, would make a lot of sense for him

 

SJN-Fox

Well-Known Member

• Oct 13, 2017

• #15

jb5000 said:

Maybe they realise he's a forward and not a winger

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He's a petrol pump attendant ...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/leicester-ace-ahmed-musa-opens-11331426

 

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Mike - True Blue Tinter

Well-Known Member

• Oct 13, 2017

• #16

"Expands his business empire with second petrol station"

He must be on shit wages if he thinks 2 petrol stations are going to set him up for life.

Unless of course he is getting big tips from all those rich Nigerian princes that keep emailing me to offer me part of their fortune!

 

Blaarev

Well-Known Member

• Oct 13, 2017

• #17

Mike - True Blue Tinter said:

"Expands his business empire with second petrol station"

He must be on shit wages if he thinks 2 petrol stations are going to set him up for life.

Unless of course he is getting big tips from all those rich Nigerian princes that keep emailing me to offer me part of their fortune!

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If you read the whole article (for whatever reason I did that....) you'll see that he has more than a couple of petrol stations.

"And according to Nigerian press outlet, Today NG , it's his second petrol station in Kano, and Musa also has a sports and fitness centre and real estate interests in the city."

 

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Mike - True Blue Tinter

Well-Known Member

• Oct 13, 2017

• #18

So he also has a crumbling gym and a few rental slum houses!

 

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Miles Away

Well-Known Member

• Oct 13, 2017

• #19

Mike - True Blue Tinter said:

So he also has a crumbling gym and a few rental slum houses!

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What makes you think that?

 

Blue Maniac

Alzheimers sufferer

• Oct 13, 2017

• #20

Miles Away said:

What makes you think that?

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It’s Africa, everyone knows Africa is just a giant slum. Amirite?