FA Cup 6th round, Leicester v Chelsea

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And the nauseating patronising shite spews out from the BBC - Lineker probably being the worst

For all of Sky's ills, the one thing they have done is save us from the dreadful BBC sports coverage
 
It was spoilt for me by the woman linesman. What do women know about the offside law? I bet her poor husband had to go without his Sunday dinner because she was playing at being a linesman instead of being at home in the kitchen where she should be. Politcal correctness gone mad...
Blatant tokenism. I’ll be writing to the Daily Heil. Family values down the toilet, broken Britain, something about immigrants etc.
 
I'm praying for her husband in his time of need. I bet he ended up having to eat a pot noodle.

It'll be fine. She won't have a husband, probably even a lesbian transvegan or something.
 
I'm praying for her husband in his time of need. I bet he ended up having to eat a pot noodle.
He was wanking during cash in the attic. It was so frantic he made his own pot noodle.

Rather salty I understand.
 
Linesman...Lineswoman...Linesperson...Referee's Assistant...Assistant Referee (?)

My head hurts. Take me back to simpler times.

You wouldn't have caught my Auntie Kath running the line in an FA Cup tie.

She'd have been too busy sucking blokes off in the bogs at the Melbourne bingo.
 
Was it really a w*m#n or was is a proper person with unfortunate long hair. Surely not. Heaven forbid.
 
I bet 'Give us a wave' didn't have a clue his aunty was a regular on here.

Wouldn't surprise me. It's a place frequented by a large number of men so just the place to find her. In her late 70s now but doesn't let that slow her down from what I've heard.

It's passed into family legend now but I was there so know it's true...New Years Eve party 1978, everyone pissed. My Mum (after far too many Harvey's Bristol Creams) say's "Happy New Year Kath. I've always liked you the best. So many fakes & liars in this family...but you're just this happy,lovable old whore"

Pin drop.

Shattered by my Uncle Ray (Kath's husband) "Too ****ing right. Good job we never had a daughter. **** knows what she'd be like"

I was 14. Most fabulous thing I'd ever heard in my life up to that point. Laughed my tits off.

Almost 40 years later & my extended family is still a sodding car crash. But anything beats mediocrity.
 
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3Ipswich3881
4Southampton3673
5West Brom3866
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