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Try ordering a pint with a Gateshead accent. Even when I get to the front it's another 20 minutes wait.
Pictograms for you you twat.

I hate people like you in the queue, fumbling around for the exact change knowing you haven’t quite got enough then fumbling around trying to find your bus pass where you stashed your tenner behind the card, while mumbling and spitting down people’s neck because you speak like Peter ****ing Beardsley.

There is a queue especially for you and it leads to the toilet where you can fumble until your hearts content.
 
Pictograms for you you twat.

I hate people like you in the queue, fumbling around for the exact change knowing you haven’t quite got enough then fumbling around trying to find your bus pass where you stashed your tenner behind the card, while mumbling and spitting down people’s neck because you speak like Peter ****ing Beardsley.

There is a queue especially for you and it leads to the toilet where you can fumble until your hearts content.

Beardsley is coherent compared to me. Oddly though the kiosks at the ground are the only part of Leicester that people can't understand me.
 
Pictograms for you you twat.

I hate people like you in the queue, fumbling around for the exact change knowing you haven’t quite got enough then fumbling around trying to find your bus pass where you stashed your tenner behind the card....

Ever been behind a woman at a till? The order gets rung up and bagged and then they decide to go hunting around in their handbag for their purse or cheque book.
 
Most shops stopped accepting cheques about 10 years ago.

Back in 2014 I received a letter at work saying a landlord had tried to bank a cheque he'd found in a drawer and it had been rejected by the bank. Was from the early 90s and was ****ing massive. Nostalgic it was.
 
It really is ****ing simple:

Food and drink charged at prices that require minimal coinage as change, rounded down prices.

Pre poured and opened drinks on a separate counter to those taking the money.

It really is twat proof.

Added to this:

Change laid out next to till so, let’s say lots of £3.50 priced items, rows of £1.50 ready to give change for £5.

Really, really simple.

Limited product range and small price range.
 
I've never understood why people buy food/drink in football grounds. I get the corporate bit, but those kiosks, seriously? You're only there for a couple of hours. Can't you survive for that long without some piss poor awfulness?

It's always going to be poor quality and over-priced isn't it? They don't have proper kitchens. The service is from zero hours contract kids that don't give a shit. It's pure exploitation of staff and customers from the contractor to squeeze every gullible penny from you.

It's not as if there aren't dozens of better places to eat within a mile of the ground anyway. Why not do that instead?

The beer thing also puzzles me. It's not the best is it. Why not drink what you want somewhere better and then go to the ground? Or go for a drink somewhere better after the match?
 
Ya never had a cup of beans man?

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I've never understood why people buy food/drink in football grounds. I get the corporate bit, but those kiosks, seriously? You're only there for a couple of hours. Can't you survive for that long without some piss poor awfulness?

It's always going to be poor quality and over-priced isn't it? They don't have proper kitchens. The service is from zero hours contract kids that don't give a shit. It's pure exploitation of staff and customers from the contractor to squeeze every gullible penny from you.

It's not as if there aren't dozens of better places to eat within a mile of the ground anyway. Why not do that instead?

The beer thing also puzzles me. It's not the best is it. Why not drink what you want somewhere better and then go to the ground? Or go for a drink somewhere better after the match?

I've only bought food at matches when I've been rushed to get to the game on time. You need to top up on the beers as the effects where off and you risk being able to remember the match.
 
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