Amusing
A baileys and gin and tonic sounds like a truly awful cocktail
What’s the one with volcano and it opens up and a big rocket comes out with all chinkies jumping up and down?It should be a pint of bitter, a baileys and a gin and tonic chaser - 3 separate drinks.
Stop gettingBondPartridge wrong!
The financial part of it is probably worse for Spurs and Pochettino.Tottenham have made a payment to The FA to play their home games at Wembley until the new year with fears there could be delays over the construction of their new stadium.
Spurs had already planned to play their first home game against Fulham next weekend at Wembley.
But initial plans to play their next home fixture vs Liverpool at their new stadium on September 15 could now be shelved, with a contingency plan now in place in the event that the new stadium is not ready.
Daniel Levy now has Wembley booked up until 2019 for both Premier League AND Champions League home matches.
An FA official told the Sun : “Spurs have taken up the option to come to Wembley for a number of Premier League home games and the home games in the group stage of the Champions League
“However, it is still their intention to play their home games at White Hart Lane after the Fulham game (at Wembley).”
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/breaking-tottenham-make-payment-fa-13077010
What’s the one with volcano and it opens up and a big rocket comes out with all chinkies jumping up and down?
I hate to be that guy but it is actually a pint of lager.
Uuuuhhhhh ladyboys.
It's 'You Only Live Twice'. Sean Connery gets fake slit eyes to blend seamlessly in with the locals. The gyrocopter steals the show.Dr No (vocal chords)??
Brexit innit.The financial part of it is probably worse for Spurs and Pochettino.
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...ck-stadium-costs-escalate-mauricio-pochettino
It's 'You Only Live Twice'. Sean Connery gets fake slit eyes to blend seamlessly in with the locals. The gyrocopter steals the show.
All sounds a bit...... strange?One less ref to choose from.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/footbal...feree-bobby-madley-quits-due-change-personal/
All sounds a bit...... strange?
Scoop.Several since-removed edits to his Wikipedia page seem to suggest he ****ed a dog.
Those kind of rumours must be really woof for him to hear.There's a rumour that there's a video of him having sex with a dog.
Probably barking up the wrong tree.
Would he?Chris Wood ?
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