Match Thread Everton v Leicester

[camberwell fox]

He limped off in midweek and his thigh was strapped up through the game so I'm assuming he's been playing with it for a while.

Do you know a lot about strap-ons?

 

[bocadillo]

Perhaps you were scraping spuds off the pan when that happened.

The boss has returned and inspected the kitchen. Apparently I am now taking her out to eat.

 

[Jeff]

Apparently I am now taking her out to eat.

Too late for that, Asda cafe will be closed.

 

[yackandandah]

Slimani wearing oven mitts.

 

[camberwell fox]

4-2, that's it then.

 

[bocadillo]

Mahrez getting ready to come on.

 

[Jeff]

Shit shitty shit shit,

 

[bocadillo]

Too late for that, Asda cafe will be closed.

Even I wouldn't consider eating in the ASDA cafe.

 

[Graz]

4-2. Terrible defending on the corner again.

I'd take Vardy off for Musa very soon

 

[yackandandah]

We ain't coming back. I think we'd accepted we can lose this one. Disappointing.

 

[Brown Nose]

Benny is Everton's best player

 

[bocadillo]

Mahrez getting ready to come on.

...and Musa.

 

[Graz]

Mahrez and Musa on for Gray and Vardy.

Makes sense.

I'd consider Wasyl for King so Amartey can move into midfield

 

[fitz]

Benny just doesn't seem to understand what to do on crosses.

 

[homer]

Our collective defending in this game has been genunely awful

Huth and Benny woeful, full backs all over the place

Real shambles

 

[bocadillo]

Mahrez getting ready to come on.

...and Musa.

Vardy and Gray off

 

[yackandandah]

Mahrez's hair looking sharp. I hope he is too.

 

[homer]

And Gray total shite, yet again

Overrated crap

 

[Brown Nose]

Why on earth would you take Gray off for Mahrez though?

Plot lost Shakespeare.

 

[Micky]

Why on earth would you take Gray off for Mahrez though?

Plot lost Shakespeare.

Because Gray has been horseshit.