Milan Mandaric
Banned
Hello talkingballs! PS. I sorry for my shitty tongue; I have been only in UK for a few year! I have filled out your boxes to join this wonderful website and make sure to you know what is happen with your famous club Leicester City!
Anyway, where to embark? My hired gun am now at this moment current “negotiating” with Leicester city chairman Tim Davie. He want 20 million for only 20% equity in Leicester city, like Peter Jones in Dragons Den. So I say to him, no way jose, I need 50% for these money. He say no way jose. So I said ‘say hello to my lil friend,’ you may recognise from popular Hollywood movie scarface! He say yes am now writing in finger the contract.
I like these big large city of Leicester! Much better than Pompey! It is a lot like Serbia, my home land. For examples, we have event exact the same as your soccer game — only slight difference is, instead of 30,000 sportfans who gather in arena, it is 100,000 shepherds who come down from the Tinshein Hills and gather in field and when they get there instead of look on footballs game, they drink fermented horse urine and then dig a big hole and fill it with dogs and Bulgarians and then throw potatoes on them for two days. Then they eat a soup made from spicy vegetables and then return to the hills.
I hope to bring many footballs with contract to your fine city. I hope I can capture David ‘golden scrotum’ Beckhams. He is already number four most famous person in Serbia behind our glorious leader, Premier Nazarbayev, pop star Billy Sexcrime and ex-Olympic gymnast Lily Utmarka
I look in the future to a nice time for Leicester city and we will win the premier league in perhaps 2009 very no worries!
Goodbye, god praise and hugs and kisses!
Anyway, where to embark? My hired gun am now at this moment current “negotiating” with Leicester city chairman Tim Davie. He want 20 million for only 20% equity in Leicester city, like Peter Jones in Dragons Den. So I say to him, no way jose, I need 50% for these money. He say no way jose. So I said ‘say hello to my lil friend,’ you may recognise from popular Hollywood movie scarface! He say yes am now writing in finger the contract.
I like these big large city of Leicester! Much better than Pompey! It is a lot like Serbia, my home land. For examples, we have event exact the same as your soccer game — only slight difference is, instead of 30,000 sportfans who gather in arena, it is 100,000 shepherds who come down from the Tinshein Hills and gather in field and when they get there instead of look on footballs game, they drink fermented horse urine and then dig a big hole and fill it with dogs and Bulgarians and then throw potatoes on them for two days. Then they eat a soup made from spicy vegetables and then return to the hills.
I hope to bring many footballs with contract to your fine city. I hope I can capture David ‘golden scrotum’ Beckhams. He is already number four most famous person in Serbia behind our glorious leader, Premier Nazarbayev, pop star Billy Sexcrime and ex-Olympic gymnast Lily Utmarka
I look in the future to a nice time for Leicester city and we will win the premier league in perhaps 2009 very no worries!
Goodbye, god praise and hugs and kisses!
