Instead of watching Puel's Leicester...

[tedfoxxx]

This week, instead of watching Puel’s Leicester I....

Started watching True Detective and baked some flapjacks.

Get involved, what have you been doing this afternoon instead of watching those incompetent, undedicated twats?

 

[Miles Away]

Golf for my satdee mornings now.

 

[fitz]

I went to the coast. Weather was lovely but occasionally wet.

 

[Micky]

I watched this week. I believe that is known as Schadenfreude.

 

[popillius]

...decided to place my genitals in a bee nest. It was the best of the two options.

 

[Jeff]

I watched this week. I believe that is known as Schadenfreude.

No, it's known as masochism.

 

[Jeff]

...decided to place my genitals in a bee nest.

Beehive yourself.

 

[Micky]

No, it's known as masochism.

But I took pleasure in the 5-0 tonking.

 

[Lako42]

Had a wank on a bus

 

[Blaarev]

Followed IKEA mounting instructions

 

[Klaus Hergersheimer]

I was checking radiation shields.

 

[fitz]

Followed IKEA mounting instructions

Is that the Scandinavian kama sutra? Any good?

 

[Blaarev]

Is that the Scandinavian kama sutra? Any good?

A lot of screwing. A bit boring after a while_

 

[pork pie fox]

Followed IKEA mounting instructions

Same here

 

[Micky]

Had a wank on a bus

Double decker?

 

[camberwell fox]

Double decker?

He doesn’t need two hands.

 

[harrowfox]

Cooking, cleaning, shitting

 

[Rock Fox]

At half time after watching City (or rather Palace) I was making some moulds of Jurassic ammonites ( some from Leicestershire) - Hey, a man's gotta have a hobby. Watching the silicone rubber dry was like waiting for someone to get the ball to Vardy.

 

[Lako42]

Vardysaurus

 

[alex]

I thought of Joey