Joe_Fox new betting system

[bocadillo]

Just to let you know that my creditors have been in touch and I have decided to end this betting system. It was a complete and utter failure.

Shocking news. Who would have guessed it would end like this?

 

[Joe_Fox]

I know, I'm as surprised as anyone. I tried to buy a schooner of Four Pines with pay wave and it failed. Then I knew I had problems. I quickly jumped into my online banking and sure as hell there was a message saying the the investment project '_Fox wins big' has incurred costs far outweighing it's revenue, like, really far - many dollars and cents. I was livid. Fuming. Apparently I literally had steam coming out of my ears.

 

[Joe_Fox]

I decided to roll the dice again. This time I really squeezed the nipple of the system. Decided that hiatus status would only kick in if two weeks of full non-nil-nil draws occurred. Also doubled the stakes to a £20 lay on the weekend matches in the championship. Two excellent weekends (1st March and 7th/8th March) has seen a £285 losses turned into a nice £155 profit so far. Hiatus status has come and gone so it's back on. The nipple clamps have been released now so back to the usual £10 lays. If you're wondering where I got the dosh from, I had a sneaky accumulator going and bagged myself a juicy £1000.

 

[FryattFox]

 

[bocadillo]

I decided to roll the dice again. This time I really squeezed the nipple of the system. Decided that hiatus status would only kick in if two weeks of full non-nil-nil draws occurred. Also doubled the stakes to a £20 lay on the weekend matches in the championship. Two excellent weekends (1st March and 7th/8th March) has seen a £285 losses turned into a nice £155 profit so far. Hiatus status has come and gone so it's back on. The nipple clamps have been released now so back to the usual £10 lays. If you're wondering where I got the dosh from, I had a sneaky accumulator going and bagged myself a juicy £1000.

So you started it all again a fortnight ago, changed the rules and only let us know after the results were in? It's a good job we trust you, Joe_.

 

[FryattFox]

It's a good job we trust you, Joe_.

Trust him?! I invested £38k! I thought everyone had.

 

[Joe_Fox]

So you started it all again a fortnight ago, changed the rules and only let us know after the results were in? It's a good job we trust you, Joe_.

I'm clever enough to undress that you probably don't believe me but you have to acknowledge that I may be being completely honest about all this. It's really up to you with what you believe bit I'm ever hopeful that in _Fox you trust.

 

[bocadillo]

I'm clever enough to undress

ffs!

 

[Joe_Fox]

Stupid sexy phone! I meant "understand".

 

[popillius]

If you are struggling to label what you are experiencing Joe: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/_/dict.aspx?rd=1&word=fantasist

 

[Joe_Fox]

£275 up now after a splendildo weekend. Hiatus status is on.

 

[LCFC'sGodWears9]

after a splendildo weekend

Keep your weekend antics to yourself Joe.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Ha ha - I swear my phone is a nymphomaniac. blowjob

 

[Biffa Bacon]

Joe_Fox seems to prove the statement that betting is for idiots :icon_wink

 

[Joe_Fox]

Hiatus status remains on.

 

[popillius]

Hiatus status remains on.

Any attachment to reality however, remains off.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Nonsense!

 

[Macky]

Nonsense!

That's exactly what everybody else is thinking

 

[Cate Fox]

That's exactly what everybody else is thinking

My thoughts have a lot more expletives to be fair

 

[Joe_Fox]

Bollocks