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My top five worst songs

Discussion in 'Music' started by rotherhamfox, Apr 15, 2004.

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  1. rotherhamfox

    rotherhamfox New Member

    I really enjoyed doing my fave five, hope you enjoyed it too, so i thought i'd let you know which songs i despise, if you have a shotgun nearby fellas send it me cos all the following need pissin shooting, hope your all comfortable, with your head rests in the correct positions, dont crouch like a mouse, your in trouble, you may get minor womens whip lash if this is the case, but anyways im straying from the subject in hand, here we go!!

    At 5 a fat foreigner who talks shite, not the queen its DJ Otzi with Hey baby

    At 4 a rite couple of arses, the cheeky girls with the cheeky song

    At 3 a family favourite, one for the kids, Gary Glitter do you wanna be in my gang.

    At 2 a song which always gets a Graham Norton party started its Abba with Dancing queen.

    and at 1, a song which is played straight after dancing queen its those lovely dressed men with great moves, who would have thought u'd get a cowboy and an indian working to together again after all that happended in the past, good on em i say, let by gones be by gones an all that, its the Village people with the classically bad bender track YMCA.

    Thats it folks, the scraping of the musical barrel is complete, i hope you hate them as much as i do, and i hope your heads were secure, i'll see you next time, Rov Rum roger and out, (that wasnt some misguided comment or supposed innuedo, it was just a genuine goodbye you know, dont want points of view ringing me up, wouldnt want Wogan going on about rogering), goodbye, god bless, avoir, auf weidershen, im just gonna go.
  2. highland fox

    highland fox New Member

    Anything by Tina Turner......
  3. buzzer_b

    buzzer_b New Member

    Bob The Builder

    Barbie Girl

    Cha Cha Slide

    Tweenies Song

  4. Joe_Fox

    Joe_Fox Well-Known Member

    Dancing in the Moonlight - Toploader

    That's my most hated song ever.

    It's the musical equivalent of having a horse shit on your head, then kick you in the balls before mutating into a moudly piecde of gherkin and jumping down your throat only to mutate yet again into a cricket ball which you have to eventually shit out after the unfortunate coincidence of having 10 Tindaloo's the night before.

    Awful, just awful
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous New Member

    Im not a fan of that either Joe but theres worse than that.
  6. rotherhamfox

    rotherhamfox New Member

    Sorry about that not logged in.
  7. Joe_Fox

    Joe_Fox Well-Known Member

    there isnt one as annoying though - did you know that the singer prick is not allowed to cut his hair? Its in his contract - he must permanently look like a tit - hahaa, brilliant, I'd love to meet the man who set that contract up.
  8. rotherhamfox

    rotherhamfox New Member

    The same one who says i have to post shite. Or the one that doesnt let Barry off Eastenders get any thinner.
  9. hob-fox

    hob-fox Banned

    i hate that song by mary j blige about dancing, i can't stand it. it's like being turned into a crab, realising its much better than being human and then being killed almost instantaneously
  10. MKFox

    MKFox New Member

    1. anything by the Proclaimers. specky, scots twats.
    2. level 42. arse
    3. the piss poor beatles. over rated...no-one knows why..
    4. REM. do i need to explain?
    5. pop idol/ or the like... karioke on prime time tv...tossers.
  11. rotherhamfox

    rotherhamfox New Member

    The Beatles and REM dear me MK. Thats scandolous, a song which is also terrible.
  12. Leesoh

    Leesoh New Member

    1. Anything by Wham
    2. Anything by Abba
    3. Come on Eileen - Dexys Midnight Runners
    4. I wish I could fly - Keith Harris and Orville
    5. Seasons in the sun - Terry Jacks

    This is just the tip of a VERY LARGE iceberg......
  13. beaumontfox

    beaumontfox New Member

    Lee that ain't true........

    i KNOW how much you love Orville........

    anything by Spice Girls
    anything similar to Slipknot....
    anything sung badly at Karoake....and i don't mean funy badly...i mean embarassingly awful.....
  14. Leesoh

    Leesoh New Member

    :evil: You shouldn't have said that! I can feel one of my funny turns coming on........
  15. beaumontfox

    beaumontfox New Member

    oooops... :shock:

    oh yeah.ALL novelty records.........
  16. lazzer

    lazzer Moderator

    i cant believe your dissing terry jacks :roll: never speaking to again at work :wink:
  17. Leesoh

    Leesoh New Member

    Woohoo!! :lol:
  18. RichMC24

    RichMC24 Member

    My 5

    5 Survivor - Destiny's Child (God! It's annoying)
    4 Come On Eileen - Dexy's Midnight Runners (Every fcuking wedding!!!)
    3 Shut Up Ya Face - Joe Dolce (Stopped Ultravox's Vienna from being No1)
    2 Sit Down Remix - 808 State (What the fcuk was all that about?)
    1 The One & Only - Chesney Hawkes (mole faced little twathead that kept James's Sit Down off the top spot)
  19. Petrescu

    Petrescu Member

    Every song on Radio 1 with the exception of Ash :|
  20. londonfox

    londonfox Well-Known Member

    I fucking hate Bohemian Rhapsody...

    Glad the twat's dead...
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