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[Ike O'Noclassed]

First shot of the match on target - Mahrez after 61 minutes.

 

[homer]

Oh my goodness

They let him take the penalty and he's skied it into row zzzz

Hilarious

 

[popillius]

Oh dear. They obviously didn't watch Mahrez taking penalties for us. That one is still travelling.

 

[pork pie fox]

Nice pen Riyad

 

[Graz]

Mahrez just hit the space station with a penalty attempt.

Truly terrible penalty.

Amazed they let him take it. Would've though David Silva or Jesus would've been all over that one.

 

[Brown Nose]

If Pep is such a genius then why did he patently have no clue that Mahrez is fecking terrible at them?

We all knew he was going to miss didn't we?

 

[pork pie fox]

We all knew he was going to miss didn't we?

I certainly thought he would, so count me in.

 

[fox58]

He’s missed 5 of the last 8 he’s taken in the premier league according to the BBC

 

[popillius]

If Pep is such a genius then why did he patently have no clue that Mahrez is fecking terrible at them?

We all knew he was going to miss didn't we?

Yes. I was stunned they let him anywhere near it. He's a wonderfully gifted footballer but he's as reliable as a four Euro 'Rolex' when it comes to taking penalties.

 

[fitz]

Imagine spending billions on a squad and then having Mahrez taking pens

 

[popillius]

Imagine spending billions on a squad and then having Mahrez taking pens

I know, right. It's like paying millions for a new defence only to wheel out the old cart horses to play every week....hang on...

 

[popillius]

From the BBC:

Among players to have taken at least 10 penalties in the Premier League, only Juan Pablo Angel (50%, 5/10) has a lower success rate than Riyad Mahrez (58%, 7/12).

 

[bocadillo]

If Pep is such a genius then why did he patently have no clue that Mahrez is fecking terrible at them?

He should have had a clue. He's missed one against them since he's been in charge there.

 

[fox58]

He should have had a clue. He's missed one against them since he's been in charge there.

He did put that one in the net though

 

[bocadillo]

He did put that one in the net though

In the net? But didn't score it?

Remind me.

 

[fitz]

In the net? But didn't score it?

Remind me.

Used both feet as he slipped on his arse. The alleged dog nonce (I think) spied it.

 

[bocadillo]

Used both feet as he slipped on his arse. The alleged dog nonce (I think) spied it.

Ah yes. Touched ball twice.

 

[Blaarev]

Used both feet as he slipped on his arse. The alleged dog nonce (I think) spied it.

Ah yes. Touched ball twice.

Thanks for the clarification, Boc. It is very difficult to take a penalty using just one foot.

 

[bocadillo]

Thanks for the clarification, Boc. It is very difficult to take a penalty using just one foot.

It's not really to my credit. I had forgotten the details of the month incident and needed a reminder.

 

[Motown Fox]

Skys graphic for next time Mahrez takes a penalty