The Mahrez Saga

[bloo]

Can I just say that I have no idea what monster munch is. From the opinions I express that probably surprises no-one but I did think it important to be up front about it. The doritos reference does help though, points me in a direction as it were.

 

[pork pie fox]

Can I just say that I have no idea what monster munch is. From the opinions I express that probably surprises no-one but I did think it important to be up front about it. The doritos reference does help though, points me in a direction as it were.

This place has gone downhill

 

[bloo]

Believe me, I was afraid of that.

 

[homer]

Ban him

 

[fitz]

Can I just say that I have no idea what monster munch is. From the opinions I express that probably surprises no-one but I did think it important to be up front about it. The doritos reference does help though, points me in a direction as it were.

What the **** is this shit?

 

[fitz]

Ban him

Seconded

 

[bloo]

I'll sulk. I'll not post anything for 10 days.

 

[camberwell fox]

Let's just accept that:
a) he's been a bit of a baby
b) we are a better team with him
c) the club nor Mahrez give a shit what we think
d) doritos are the new monster munch

Can I just say that I have no idea what monster munch is. From the opinions I express that probably surprises no-one but I did think it important to be up front about it. The doritos reference does help though, points me in a direction as it were.

I’m ****ing shocked. More ****ing shocked than I can accurately convey, not to mention disappointed.

 

[fitz]

I’m ****ing shocked. More ****ing shocked than I can accurately convey, not to mention disappointed.

Certainly put all that Mahrez shit into perspective for me.

 

[pork pie fox]

Certainly put all that Mahrez shit into perspective for me.

Yep. Agree with that. Maybe Riyad isn’t so bad after all. That bloo, though

 

[popillius]

So, in conclusion:

If you believe what the Mirror or John Percy write or without any factual basis whatsoever, that's okay but if you are willing to believe a statement from the player you are a naive fool.

If people aren't willing to jump on the bandwagon and be generally vitriolic in their criticism of Mahrez then they need to 'wake up and smell the coffee' instead of being so level headed and sensible in their thinking.

Kante left because he wanted to better himself but Mahrez only wants to leave for the cash the enjoyment of putting Leicester City through a torrid time.

If we aren't being unpleasant about Mahrez then we are 'defending' him. We should all accept that he is a **** without any us ever having been told anything of any truth that suggests this.

We shouldn't include our best player by a mile in our match squad even though recent performances against Everton and Swansea have been woefully lacking in creativity.

Monster Much have been usurped by the Dorito.

Can we close this car crash of a thread now it's all gone mental.

 

[camberwell fox]

So, in conclusion:Monster Much have been usurped by the Dorito.

Wash your mouth out you pheasant.

 

[homer]

If you believe what the Mirror or John Percy write or without any factual basis whatsoever, that's okay but if you are willing to believe a statement from the player you are a naive fool.

Or you sit back and look at the whole picture

You scan through the media drivel, maybe siding with those few journos who been proved fairly rationale and credible in the past, but maybe not - it's your call
You look at the stuff supposedly released from Mahrez's 'friend', and the specific timing of certain events
You think carefully about what has not been said - primarily from the Club but also from the Mahrez camp
You mull it over with friends, colleagues and anyone else who wants to talk about it - if you know anyone within the Club, you'll pester them for any snippets of information
You then consider all things, with particular reference to the wholly fantastical and fake world of modern day Premier League football, and apply your own boundaries and beliefs against it all
And then you form your own opinion - whether it's right or wrong is pretty irrelevant, as you'll never know the whole story

And then you realise that Mahrez is a complete and utter cock-end
A gloriously brilliant genius of a player, but still a complete and utter cock-end of the very highest order
One who should play later this afternoon

 

[popillius]

Or you sit back and look at the whole picture

You scan through the media drivel, maybe siding with those few journos who been proved fairly rationale and credible in the past, but maybe not - it's your call
You look at the stuff supposedly released from Mahrez's 'friend', and the specific timing of certain events
You think carefully about what has not been said - primarily from the Club but also from the Mahrez camp
You mull it over with friends, colleagues and anyone else who wants to talk about it - if you know anyone within the Club, you'll pester them for any snippets of information
You then consider all things, with particular reference to the wholly fantastical and fake world of modern day Premier League football, and apply your own boundaries and beliefs against it all
And then you form your own opinion - whether it's right or wrong is pretty irrelevant, as you'll never know the whole story

Perfect.

And then you realise that Mahrez is a complete and utter cock-end
A gloriously brilliant genius of a player, but still a complete and utter cock-end of the very highest order

You've gone all homer again.

One who should play later this afternoon

Perfect.

 

[bloo]

And then you form your own opinion - whether it's right or wrong is pretty irrelevant, as you'll never know the whole story

Bang on!

What any of us thinks amounts to nothing, as we're all nobs really (well, I'll happily own up to that, in-so-far as this forum mularky is concerned anyway) In space, nobody can hear you scream kind of thing. But that's the joy of it. We throw opinions around like confetti but it doesn't matter. We're hardly in a position to change anything. Nobody cares and, on the scale of things, that's as it should be. None of you actually exist.... so who am I talking to??

 

[City Fan]

So, in conclusion:

If you believe what the Mirror or John Percy write or without any factual basis whatsoever, that's okay but if you are willing to believe a statement from the player you are a naive fool.

If people aren't willing to jump on the bandwagon and be generally vitriolic in their criticism of Mahrez then they need to 'wake up and smell the coffee' instead of being so level headed and sensible in their thinking.

Kante left because he wanted to better himself but Mahrez only wants to leave for the cash the enjoyment of putting Leicester City through a torrid time.

If we aren't being unpleasant about Mahrez then we are 'defending' him. We should all accept that he is a **** without any us ever having been told anything of any truth that suggests this.

We shouldn't include our best player by a mile in our match squad even though recent performances against Everton and Swansea have been woefully lacking in creativity.

Monster Much have been usurped by the Dorito.

Can we close this car crash of a thread now it's all gone mental.

No one has said any of this.

Apart from the Monster Munch bit.

 

[bloo]

Perhaps monster munch ought be included in Godwin's law?

 

[popillius]

No one has said any of this.

Apart from the Monster Munch bit.

Okay.

(I mean they have, almost word for word in some instances but I can't be bothered any more with someone who enjoys the process of arguing more than accepting the reality of things).

 

[popillius]

Perhaps monster munch ought be included in Godwin's law?

Hitler loved a Dorito. Sicko.

 

[City Fan]

with someone who enjoys the process of arguing more than accepting the reality of things.