Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
Just saw four minutes of Hollyoaks. Apparently it's set in Chester. So why the **** has nobody got anything even close to a Chester accent?
Just saw four minutes of Hollyoaks. Apparently it's set in Chester. So why the **** has nobody got anything even close to a Chester accent?
It's a strange type of whiny noise made by people in Wales.What the **** is a Chester accent?
It's a strange type of whiny noise made by people in Wales.
Even that doesn't explain the almost complete absence of any remotely northern accents in Hollyoaks.Isn't North Wales (and Chester) full of Scousers who have been fortunate enough to escape from Liverpool?
Even that doesn't explain the almost complete absence of any remotely northern accents in Hollyoaks.
:icon_eek:It's not real, BM. It's just a telly programme
What the **** do you mean it's not real? What about CSI? I suppose that's 'not real' as well eh? What else is 'not real'? Family Guy? Match of the Day? Them PG Tips adverts with the chimps in? Don't talk such bollocks.It's not real, BM. It's just a telly programme
Just saw four minutes of Hollyoaks. Apparently it's set in Chester. So why the **** has nobody got anything even close to a Chester accent?
Yeah, loving that. Thomas has turned out to be a right weirdo and I reckon he's going to dead his missus; we knew Victor was a creepy little bastard from the start; Serge is definitely the knife attacker, and I think Lena is ****ed; and I've been pretty confident all along that there's something off about Pierre.That French thing on 4. Weird as ****ity.
Yeah, loving that. Thomas has turned out to be a right weirdo and I reckon he's going to dead his missus; we knew Victor was a creepy little bastard from the start; Serge is definitely the knife attacker, and I think Lena is ****ed; and I've been pretty confident all along that there's something off about Pierre.
Also, Frédéric Pierrot (Jérôme) is the Frenchest man who has ever, ever lived.
:icon_lol:That Pierre is a very strang looking chap, I reckon if you could draw 'Child molester' it would look massively like him.
For the first two episodes, I said 'horrible little bastard' every time he came on screen. The scary someone's-about-to-get-stabbed music every time he's doing something doesn't help, and of course his refusal/inability to speak adds to his overall creepiness. I still think he deaded Mrs Payet. Suicide my arse.That Victor kid scares the absolute Trevor Benjamins out of me.
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