Recent content by Malf

I've decided, the reason that interview went badly was because of my tiredness because the spandiards kept me up, so there'll be pay back time tonight. I have literally no food in the house whatsoever, except a tin of waitrose beans. Well, i'm going to sacrifice my tea tonight to dish out...

" Too over-qualified " Are they trying to suggest I pay to get wanked off a lot? You can't keep anything a secret these days!

Hahahaaa, i'll let you know how I get on. It's for a bank in Mayfair, as informal as they come. Shouldn't be an issue.

I've got to have a telephone interview on my lunch, i'm keen as botchulism to get this john/job but i'm in bits after that saucepan trick. Any ideas for blagging the gig?

I'm actually quite disgusted with myself for staying away from here for so long. Talk about cutting your nose off to spite yer face.

You get one Paella of a rash, takes weeks to get rid of. I've had to wear a nappy.

My cold taps terminal. I got in last night, monkeyed off me nut and the Spaniards downstairs were making a racket. I went to bed, couldn't sleep, so decided if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. So I went down in my boxers and a trilby and to cut a long story short, offended them. There were no...

I don't advocate Faustino Rioja at £9 a bottle on a Tuesday night, I had at least 2 by the state of me this morning. I need my boiler to get back from Benicassim, i've been a menace these past week or so.

By the state of my bank account, sadly the latter.

Naah, no marriage. I stopped paying the mortgage and did a runner to London. Haha.

Afternoon Frank!

Haha, i've had him on facebook, it won't take long to get him talking about milking beasts once again.

I can't believe it's been 5 years since I last had a gigginz in here. I'm disgusted with mesen. I'm back for good now. Perhaps my departure led to the Blue Army's demise? Although to be fair, we were an absolute shithouse before then.

No pal.

It's because the slag I used to be with, caught me on here talking filth. She's long gone though, got a new bit of skirt now down in London. She encourages the filth.