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I was reading some stupid bollocks a few weeks ago about "why are there more goals being scored?" A massive load of ****ing drivel about shapes, tactics, innovative full back deployment & all sorts of fanciful shite. At no point did anyone mention " twatting about at the back as if you're...

More More likely we'll play kids, Souttar, Daka, give the assistant groundsman a run out, bring Danny Ward on as a 2nd half sub & lose 2-0 ( 0-0 at HT obviously)

HAD ? **** me, I'm not very well but I'm not quite dead yet ! :043::043::043:

Melton market ? Wouldn't surprise me to be honest.

According to the landlord of my old man's local (well, one of them anyway) it started to mean angry as a result of customers at the bar having to wait too long to be served. They were spitting feathers due to thirst, then STILL spitting feathers due to not having a drink yet & getting a bit...

I went in 85. Only time I've ever been in a crowd that was bricked by 10 year olds. My mate had the best story though (didn't know him at the time, he related the tale later) It was a ****ing freezing day, he got to the turnstile which was occupied by a woman in her late 60s/early 70s. He...

Good to see this sort of thing is still alive & well when so much of the game has changed. Fond memories of watching 2 blokes dressed as a cup of coffee & a cheese cob from the away end at Highfield Road back in the distant past.

Brilliant stuff at the Etihad. Man City giving the ultimate example of thinking a game can be won in 45 mins. Got what they deserved. Just a shame it was Spurs to benefit which detracts from it a bit. Then to top it all off a fabulous example of how shit PL refs are right at the end. Complete...

Just get to ****ing ****.

****ing hell. Horrific memories.

Talking to my mate about this today & he ended up giving me what could well be a decent enough eulogy for Shane. " Bob Dylan. If he'd been Irish, pissed half his life & looked like a garden gnome with rickets " Would make a fine headstone that.

I always knew the milk of human kindness was alive & well on this forum. Cheers me duck.

Even if that were true it'd still be shite. Against that worthless pile of wank we should be a hell of a lot more than " comfortable " We had nearly 70% of the ball & created almost nothing. We also conceded a late equaliser to a team who had scored a grand total of 8 goals all season before...

Ample demonstration of why you should never pay any attention to the football press & punditry battalions. Sheff W are by a distance the worst side in a bang average league & yet just look at that shit stinking performance. If we were as good as they make out we'd have been 3-0 up by half...

A tax shelter for ****s & a windswept sheep toilet ? Rule Britannia.

& there it is. Taking into account the woeful standard of the opposition that goes down as our worst performance of the season for me. never convincing, huffed & puffed to little effect, created almost nothing against the shittest team in the league.

Can just see these ****s nicking a scrappy one if we don't get a second.

A ****ing MBE :D Giving them away in packets of cornflakes now are they ? I mean, the whole honours system is a stupid irrelevant shitfest anyway but this takes it to ridiculous levels. Basically awarded for just turning up for work 106 times. Btw...what ****ing empire ? I used to have hair...

I ****ing love this complete stinking shit bucket of a Man U side. Long may they suffer.

In footballing terms Celtic & Rangers are more or less mid table Championship standard, the rest of the SPL is massively worse than that. So that record doesn't really surpise me. But as for Rodgers, for someone who constantly pushes the narrative of being a coach, a tactician & a "student of...

Wild times indeed. Fire eaters sat on the bass cabs, almost naked mime artists staring at you from the stage, chaos magicians in the bar, blokes selling magic mushrooms from a hot dog van, prostitutes specialising in bondage sessions handing out business cards in the foyer at Rock City. I...

RIP Geordie Walker. Last night from a stroke. No history of ill health. 64. Shit.

Yes. very weird. Held the Tories in check ? Well I guess it depends on how you define it. In this case I'd define it as being more or less the same as going to Whitechapel in the 1880s & saying : " Whilst we were sadly unable to prevent any of the Ripper murders, we were able to prevent the...

I found the Spurs version.

FFS hurry up ! I'm starting to go mental thanks to this international bollocks.

I just assumed they were dead to be honest. Although, I'm one of those people to whom they only ever existed as the purveyors of that one famous novelty so never bothered to investigate further. Its nice to know that not everyone is dead just yet.

See also : Politics, Industry, Regulatory bodies etc. A phalanx of ****s failing upwards while we all ****ing pay for it.

It won't be worse. The more obvious corruption will be gone & the tone will change. Starmer will do whatever he's allowed to do by the businesses he's been vigourously sucking up to for most of this year, & the banks. Starmer is essentially a modern Labour version of John Major. A bland...

This game seems years away. Loads of pointless international yawnfests to get through before it. Thank **** there aren't any more for a few months.

Didn't we used to have a manager some time ago that produced that sort of thing week after week? Can't recall his name now. But I remember people weren't happy.

Two 1-0 defeats to two decent sides. I'm sure nobody in here is stupid enough to have bought into the whole " best championship team ever " bollocks the media have been wanking themselves into a frenzy with. What are Ipswich then, since we're now only +3 GD better than them? Load of old...

We've actually created very little relative to the huge amount of possession we've had. Thats the worrying part.

Just realised that Wolves double chance is part of one of todays accas. Even better news. Definitely going to watch the highlights later.

Just had a winner on the horses then 2 seconds later got a flashscore update on the Spurs game. A ****ing golden few minutes that was.

You're a very bad man. Please don't ever change.

& this one brought back memories of an extremely wonderful trip to Paris. The only time I've ever enjoyed myself there. It had **** all to do with the city itself mind & everything to do with the company. Some things are just perfect.

Well, maybe he'd come back in better shape to be a dad. Who knows. Carry on like he is & the whole family won't have a pot to piss in.

& then for some reason this was INSIDE an album. **** knows what I was playing at. Drugs probably.

I too have nowt against the place generally. But that mass kicking stands out. Other experiences are a bit mixed. An epically debauched night with the best looking & dirtiest woman I've ever known at the now long defunct Fox Hotel, counterbalanced by being drunkenly chatted up by a mid 50s...

True. Although I don't think they're clamouring for it to be paid back either. Just strikes me as being a bit rich to moan about corruption while being a major beneficiary. I suppose we can all be a bit selective though when it comes to what ' sort ' of corruption we complain about. Still, it's...