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  1. Darth Vodka

    Match Thread Norwich v Leicester

    Casadei looks gash
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    Confirmed Transfer Tom Cannon

    just need Bobby Ball now
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    To the married blokes...

    That’s awesome advice, thanks a lot
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    To the married blokes...

    Thanks, it’s beyond saving and beyond counselling It’s been a gradual decline, been coming a while There’s no animosity, there is no getting shit together Yeah the 40s market place is probably horrible, but meh, so are dating apps I’m taking the opportunity to look after myself a bit better...
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    To the married blokes...

    This is an interesting candid thread. My wife and I are about to go our separate ways and one of the reasons is that I never took charge of things like the meals… I can do cooking, it’s more the planning. Seems like a daft reason on paper, but it is what it is, she’s a bit funny like that. In...
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    Brexit

    sunlit uplands update:- we have the highest tax levels since WW2 we have national debt higher than GDP, the first time since 1961 we have rampant inflation we have record numbers of illegal immigration we have record levels of legal immigration base rate is the highest it's been since the...
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    The RIP Thread

    Because you're a miserable snippy sod?
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    Brexit

    the new passports that are made by a French company....? see Brexit does have upsides (for France)
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    The RIP Thread

    meh, sounds ok to me
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    The RIP Thread

    many have spoke before her ;)
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    Brexit

    Nothing compared to the billions lost from Brexit, the PPE contracts and the tax lost to non-dom tax dodgers https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-01-31/brexit-is-costing-the-uk-100-billion-a-year-in-lost-output That's a TRILLION a decade Tell me that couldn't have been spent on public...
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    What are you watching on TV

    Recently got up to date with "For All Mankind" and it is amazing, the only series I've loved in a long time, apart from "The Boys" If Apple and Amazon are gonna force me to subscribe by making stuff as good as those two...then they can have my money
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    Brexit

    you could stick a blue rosette on a scarecrow here in Melton and the old dears would shake it by the hand and say "keep the darkies out, get Brexit done, bring back hanging"
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    Brexit

    Sunlit uplands update Therese Coffey say we should eat turnips instead of the missing tomatoes , that are missing all over Europe, oh no, just the UK, couldn't be Brexit though, something something weather in Morocco ffs https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-64745258 Imagine an actual...
  15. Darth Vodka

    Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded winter 2022/23 rumours thread

    is it pronouned Te Te, Tet or Tetty? Either way, I have shite puns
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    Mary Elizabeth Truss

    true dat
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    Mary Elizabeth Truss

    they walk amongst us
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    Mary Elizabeth Truss

    Any vox pops that asks "do you want more or less immigration?" gets the answer "less" Follow that up with: "which of these industries should have less staff: NHS, Retail, Farming etc" then suddenly people have to actually think Same goes for...."do you want more or less taxes?" Ok, so what do...
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    Mary Elizabeth Truss

    If they really interested in growth... then they could start with the customs' union A vote to rejoin the single market would be interesting, but I doubt they'd go for it, too many anti-growth ERG types A labour majority would mean a single market vote would get in, lifting growth and solving...
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    Mary Elizabeth Truss

    what a bellend
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    Brexit

    https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Fbusiness%2F2022%2F10%2F15%2Fproject-fear-right-along%2F Did anyone just hear a penny drop?
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    Mary Elizabeth Truss

    Of course, anyone looking for growth would think about addressing all the labour shortages and strangulation of exports… but no we can’t do that because it’s not really “growth growth growth” it’s “Brexit Brexit Brexit” Or legalise weed and tax it. Nope can’t do that either Or use windfall...
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    Mary Elizabeth Truss

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    Mary Elizabeth Truss

    They are recruiting from an ever decreasing pool of bell ends who think (or pretend to think) Brexit was a good idea, against all evidence. This religious reality denying was always set for a reckoning Even Gove , who looked like the adult in the room by saying the income tax cut was bad, was...
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    Mary Elizabeth Truss

    "submerging market" they are calling the UK
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    Mary Elizabeth Truss

    Truss and KamiKwaze doing well aren't they?
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    Royalty

    these "not my king" people..... i agree with the sentiment and being arrested is Russia-type dodginess, but crkey, just hold on for a few years of Charles, give it a rest and the tide will begin to turn
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    Royalty

    it's what she would have wanted
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    Royalty

    and a coronation
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    Mary Elizabeth Truss

    newsflash: they haven't been in for 12 years
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    Mary Elizabeth Truss

    First past the post doesn't help, if we had PR, the Tories would have split along moderate vs UKIP lines and Labour would have split along beard Corbynite vs moderate Blairite lines Losing Scotland to the SNP under FPTP means Labour will not enjoy a banker bloc vote any more
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    Mary Elizabeth Truss

    Labour have had decent top level females, Yvette Cooper is one of the best right now To make the defence for Labour... their MPs are from working class people (or yes, Islington champagne socialist types) and working class women are usually slogging their guts off looking after the house...
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    Brexit

    https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1664394/Wetherspoons-chief-reveals-Brexit-plan-to-aid-pubs Tim Martin seems confused and wants to get rid of tarriffs....erm, who's gonna tell him?
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    Mary Elizabeth Truss

    Hey, I came to this thread to get away :)
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    Not the nine o'clock news

    Where are these "facts" recorded? I seem to remember (unelected) Farage being on Question Time every time in 2016
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    Mary Elizabeth Truss

    If I were Starmer, I would fancy ripping her a new one in PMQs whilst she either breaks her "no handouts" flannel or the country goes to pot over winter And, bizarrely, Labour has a credible proposal for the the ultilities' bills
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    Mary Elizabeth Truss

    I think part of Boris's appeal was "oh he's seems a funny chap and says it will work, let's give him a chance" I don't get that from Truss I think the electorate now say.... Truss seems dreadful and Starmer seems boring
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    Mary Elizabeth Truss

    I don't think she even appeals to the people she's supposed to... the fair-weather Tory voters Despite all her Thatcher cosplay If she lowers utility bills, how will she pay for it? If she doesn't... buckle up for a winter where small and medium businesses go under and the vulnerable pile up
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    Mary Elizabeth Truss

    She's a magic eightball of stock phrases to appeal to the octagenarian party members Low taxes, will sort out civil service, Brexit opportunities, bloody French, blah blah blah She has no vision, no plan other than trying to stay in and the intelligence of a dog turd
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    Mary Elizabeth Truss

    https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/pound-slumps-to-historic-low-against-surging-dollar-m2bqntlb2
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