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Tops off quite a week for Covscum.

I’m sure there’s a long conversation to be had about value for money and our record of overpaying players and all that, but as someone said last night, I’m not emotionally ready to say goodbye to our greatest ever player.

Doing the Selhurst Park flap celebration.

https://www.skysports.com/amp/football/news/11095/13121320/leicester-city-5-0-southampton-abdul-fatawu-scores-hat-trick-as-foxes-edge-closer-to-promotion

Why was Mavididi waving a very sharp looking groundsman’s fork around at full time? I wouldn’t have put it past poor old Dennis Praet to lose an eye. I’m guessing Praet might be done for the season now. Shitty, sore loser challenge on the end and it looked like a really sore one on the ankle.

Colin on the telly does have a sort of monkey running through a minefield element, not aided by his whiney tone of voice. Anything could come out of his mouth. He’s been well behaved though, haven’t minded listening to him.

Wow Russell Martin is literally just a clone of Rodgers isn’t he? Nige made me laugh, made a comment about wanting more from his attackers and Jobi McAnuff said something about him never scoring a hat trick so Nige wouldn’t have liked working with him. About two minutes later Nige goes ‘We’d...

We ****ing steamrollered them, they didn’t show up at all and we absolutely mullered them for it. Vestergaard, Winks, Ricardo and Vardy all superb today. Hat trick aside, Fatuwu has put two on a plate for Vardy in two games with gorgeous little crosses and he gets an extra big pat on the back...

What the actual ****

That is a ****ing filthy little finish from Vardy

Brings a tear to the eye

Finally one to sit back and enjoy!

****ing get in!!!! Lovely goal, love seeing us do that to teams when they fanny about.

Been one of those half times I think. Hopefully no **** ups until we wake up again.

That kick off was the thing of pure beauty. I ****ing hate this style of football sometimes.

We’ve played with a bit of ****ing intent and urgency and they’re struggling with it. Could be so much better though, tearing my hair out at KDH and Wilf. Wilf simply doesn’t have the touch but the second KDH gets wound up his game goes to shit. He’s got the quality he’s just not thinking...

Ref continues to give Leeds players a free kick every time they ask for one and then they score again.

Leeds players know they’re getting every decision. Just fall over and the ref takes care of the rest.

For ****s sake. Boro are hopeless at the back

****ing have that

I’ve continued my incredible run following Saturday. Pulled a stream up twice, Leeds score twice. I am ****ing cursed.

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Would VAR ever have gotten off the ground if there had simply been a clampdown on players and coaches harassing referees?

Absolutely. I think there should be a set number of appeals too like in tennis. Make it part of the sport if it has to stay.

It all just feels a bit ‘because I said so’ when it’s that tight a call. When it comes down to frame rates and the thickness of lines it just feels so anti the spirit of sport and entertainment. But that’s always been the case, just especially stark today.

If I used Twitter and was into bantz I’d be spamming every Cov account with the Chilwell offside that went in our favour when we won it.

But we both had alibis. I was at Mulligan’s… And I was at O’Hare’s! NYUH!!!

Gutted for the young’uns. A really stark way to learn about how unfair life can be at times. No Cov fan at all given their antics when we played them and of course O’Hare is a prize ****… Manure though. Just another plastic club, the players looked embarrassed to win it and their plastic fans...

The FA do. There’s an all Manchester cup final at stake here.

One of the most incredible moments in the history of the cup wiped off with zero explanation, just a flash frame of a line. Absolute bullshit. Feel sorry for all the young kids in the crowd, they’ve been robbed of something. Hope Cov can win on pens.

Gorra a lorra lorra broken vertebrae chuck

Cilla Back?

Never again, got a permanent ****ing reminder now ain’t I?

He’s 18 years old, he’ll manage.

I caught the first 20 minutes then it was time to head out and meet people for lunch. Son did a shit in the car on the way there so we stopped to change him and I watched Vardy miss the pen. Had a sneaky check of the phone to see them score and somehow be denied an equaliser by Hamza’s heroics...

bUt ToMmY eNgLiSh

I wouldn’t doubt for a second that the geniuses that brought you Adrien Silva, Steffano Sensi and Danny Ward have this all in hand have spunked tens of millions into the void.

Yes mate, picking up on what you were saying. I know you’re not a happy clapper!