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Is Championship really the 6th best in all of Europe? I heard some people say it's the 4th best. If that's the case, it means it's either better than the Bundesliga or French Division 1 - and definitely Dutch league. No chance, surely.

Finish: 5th Top scorer: N'Guessan - 11 goals Player of the Year: Hobbs Best New Signing: N'Guessan Most improved player: King Flop of the season: Ajdarevic Academy breakthrough: Kee Biggest Win: 4-0 Heaviest defeat: 3-0 Relegation scrap? No, promotion.

After the way Knowitall's 80% Simon Cox statement turned out, this Muscho guy has be 150% sure before I get excited. 80% means f**k all!

Well, eventually they got to. They have about a thousand stupid rumours on there, one has to hit soon! It's like, if you foraged through a million dogshits, eventually you'd find a nugget of gold... ... actually you wouldn't, football rumours is destined to remain silly.

He has Muscho on the back of his shirt. Pretty sure he was on Eurosport with a number 99 shirt on.

I think it's pronounced siy-ee-doh-za.

I know it's football rumours, but that one actually sounds believable. Plus, Steve Walsh was in Europe scouting a few weeks back, and the CSKA connections could be genuine. He sounds a decent player, could be useful back-up for Howard - if not better. Now all we need is for Rivaldo to sign...

That Muscho guy is meant to be quality. Pretty sure he was on Eurosport heading goals in, top scorer in the Bulgarian league or something.

The other finishes were good though. First goal was wicked. Obviously can't head for sh*t!

Show me it, then. Unless it's about David Blaine.

What number is that?

Hi, work at Leicester City, and I overheard some important people talking about signings. This is what I heard: Thomas Brolin - free, getting paid in donuts and ice cream Billy Kee - we sell him to Bournemouth for 50,000, then buy him back for £3m Lyonel Messi - not that one, this one...

One way or another he'll be in a care home. I hope adidas make straight jackets... :icon_roll

if they were offering Barry Hayles and a Kit Kat, I might believe it.

Kee isn't all that. He may look like Rooney, but plays like a shittier Iwan Roberts. He's slow, out of shape and has a bad attitude. But, he is strong and has a powerful shot. If he was half decent he'd be playing, and he's obviously got a shit attitude so good riddance.

No chance Barton will come here. Some of the crappier Premier teams will take him on, like Stoke or Blackburn - or even whoever wins the play-offs or Birmingham. He won't come to Leicester, and I don't want him here. Here's not even that good. Every club he's been to, fans don't want him. Tells...

I wouldn't be surprised if they sign a player from somewhere like Hungary that no one has ever heard of!

Well the loans are very likely. OK, maybe one of the ins is accurate. Surman or Cox, maybe. But Cox will cost more than 1.7m

Barton will move to Blackburn, or go abroad.

That list is bullshit. It's football rumours.co.uk, everything they print is made up. Bet none of them come here!