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There are plenty of buses, and with the bus companies offering day tickets, getting to within a very short distance should be no problem (there are stops going to and from the City centre just after the point where the roads are closed before and after games). I would much rather have the...

I'm miserable, full stop. Sold!

I do, but I suspect most of the people moaning can.

Jesus Christ, you'd think the council were making fans walk barefoot over hot coals to get from their precious cars to the stadium. It's not just football, but this god-given right people seem to think they have to park where they want, when they want is actually laughable. Surely there are...

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Someone is cruising for a bruising. No alcohol required!

You can have The Death Stare as well. He hasn't even brewed the first batch, and he's planning the next one. Next Christmas most certainly could be ruined!

I once tried to connect a lot of dots, but I refused to follow the instructions. It didn't look like the flower on the other page, but it was a lovely piece of abstract art.

That was a Christmas present, Biffa Bacon! You're supposed to say that, then direct Matt to me, who would provide him with the details. That's Christmas ruined!

Because he's been blamed more than them. That's why.

Matt, if you google the sexual offences sentencing manual, you'll find in there the aggravating and mitigating factors that the judge refers to in sentencing. You should be able to work it out from there. The actual sentencing remarks are harrowing reading. I'm not surprised old Biff didn't...

She hasn't. So much for the neighbourhood watch.

A tip: if you've agreed damages for your child's whiplash injury, turning up to the approval hearing and saying, "actually, he's still suffering..." doesn't go down well with judges, and advocates. Especially the advocates. (Apologies for the lack of puns).

Yuck!

No, someone was shouting, I turned around to have a look. I'm blaming myself. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk - now Free

Somebody a couple of rows behind me did throw up.

It's Doncaster, not Sunderland!

I want to see him staying in Leicester for the love of sweet baby Jebus.

It's almost worth remembering my login to patronise the whiny little bitch who's still smarting over being put in his place years ago. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk - now Free

It's a new version of "Hide and Seek". It's following on from "Pin The Tail On The Tofu".

There's so much fraud going around, but we can't do anything about it, it has to be reported by the insurers, apparently. In the past two weeks, I've had one case withdrawn, because the other side have alleged a "cash for crash" and the claimant has bottled it, and another where the parents are...

But most importantly, where do I plug in the Monster Munch?

I've been to Hell and back.

Haha!

Thanks! I didn't think anybody would've noticed.

I bet he's the kind of ****wit who doesn't realise that he won't be seeing the children's payout either, and turns up at court mouthing off about it once it's finally sunk through that thick skull of his.

I'm feeling mighty real. Just like the song.

That was nearly 4 years ago, I was hoping it would have been forgotten by now :(

Can both be plugged into the sofa?

Besides, I thought Wenglish involved muttering abut not seeing anything controversial?

Whatever it is, he is, to borrow the chant, talking bullshit I don't understand.

Are you adding Wanglish to the list of languages you speak? The other being Moron, of course.

yes!!!

Re: Talking Balls Awards 2012 - vote now I think there's still time, quick, QUICK!

Plenty of time for me to get the Monster Munch in. Phew!

Well worth the trip. Overall, a deserved victory, which we could easily have given away!

Re: Talking Balls Awards 2012 - vote now You want to try living with it.

Has it started yet? Hope I haven't missed the excitement!

Re: Talking Balls Awards 2012 - vote now I'm working on the principle nobody will vote for me, so I really can't be bothered.

Best Poster named Lisa?