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Ashley Cole was asked in court what he felt about being so closely associated to an alleged racist. "It's OK" he replied "we're divorced now"

Nugent was our best player last season, in my opinion. I love him.

Sanjay, the Indian wife beater, headbutts his wife at 7.30 every night.......on the dot!

Why was the washing machine laughing? Coz he was taking the piss out of the knickers.

And women that think they're funny are the least funny.

That programme is just noise.

My sister had an old car she was trying to sell and rang them. They offered her £95 for a car she eventually sold for £1100.

The pic of Chloe Bruce The Moose will hurry him along

They feckin' aint

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Monty couldn't leave Molinari out, especially after Sunday's finish. With him now in, and certain to play alongside his brother, I think that's a very strong pairing. Donald was a shoe in, for me, and I would have probably plumped for Rose over Harrington and Casey, purely because he has...

Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug.

"Oooh fwiend"

Cheers Stevo

Ha! The crazy thing is that they'd win!

Nice work lads :023: I shall email them now.

My brother suggested that but I assumed they would show as much interest as the police. Is this something I could do then?

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Is there? Hopefully that will give them enough evidence to do something though, as you say, they don't seem to be hugely interested.

Been to see the police today and, man are they amazing sometimes! After spending 15 minutes filling out paperwork whilst asking the usual questions, the WPCSO finished by asking if the guy had stopped to give his details. I asked why she thought he'd do that and after another...

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Yeah....

That's what the Nazi's said to the Jews. It wasn't a badge of honour. :icon_wink

I was wondering if anybody here was witness to a road rage attack in Leicester after the game on Tuesday night. My Dad and Uncle had their car attacked by some lads in two cars at the Saffron Lane/Aylestone Road traffic lights after leaving the game on Tuesday. One of them jumped on the roof...

I have a BlackBerry and I wish I had an iphone. I have the touchscreen BlackBerry (Storm I think) and it's piss weak. I look after my handsets but this one is rattling like a sack of glass. The functionality of it isn't bad but from what I've seen the iphone is miles better. The only feather...

I 'playschool piss'. Pull my trousers and pants down, tuck my shirt under my chin and freestyle it.

Great name for an octopus :icon_bigg

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Right I'm off to bed. Can somebody come and wake me when this is all sorted? If Dowie gets in then don't wake me...put a pillow over my face. Thanks.

Please not Dowie. I am already living in a horrible nightmare and the only thing that is keeping me alive is the hope that I will one day wake up and everything will be OK again.

I'm retiring football from my interests for the time being. This week has been feckin awful.

Cheers Sepp :023:

Top film :023:

Just Fostered a Muslim kid. 4 cans hit him square in the face.

Springers are great dogs. They are very friendly by nature and are good with kids etc. They are completely driven by their stomachs too and can sniff food out from miles away so you have to keep things out of reach. The only problem is that they love eating shit. By that I mean cow shit...

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Me too. I think her natural bias to Forest is something a Leicester fan can pick up on even when others can't. :)

Paul Kerr

That's a good point.

She was a right old drama queen. Here face when she was told what he'd said though was hilarious!