2nd sept lyric round

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fcukcov said:
Do you have to go back for a test/count to make sure it worked then?
I send a 'jar of jiz' off in 3 months, and again 2 weeks after that. They check the little buggers have fecked off and then it's happy days ;)
 
do they porvide you with a jar or are you just using an old pickled onion jar?:102: :icon_lol: ;)
 
The current mrs MK just keeps it in her mouth until we get to the hospital....;)
 
MKFox said:
The current mrs MK just keeps it in her mouth until we get to the hospital....;)

:081:
 
MKFox said:
She gets the test drive when I've had the all clear....;) :icon_lol:

:icon_lol: wahooo!! bring it on :icon_lol: :038: :icon_lol: i feel truly honoured....im overcome...:icon_cry: :056: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
 
Yorkshire Vixen said:
:icon_lol: wahooo!! bring it on :icon_lol: :038: :icon_lol: i feel truly honoured....im overcome...:icon_cry: :056: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

shouldnt that be come over?;)
 
MKFox said:
I send a 'jar of jiz' off in 3 months, and again 2 weeks after that. They check the little buggers have fecked off and then it's happy days ;)

3 months ????? are you sure ???
 
MKFox said:
I send a 'jar of jiz' off in 3 months, and again 2 weeks after that. They check the little buggers have fecked off and then it's happy days ;)

Apart from the bruising, swelling, pain from pissing, moving etc etc.
 
Yorkshire Vixen said:
:icon_lol: wahooo!! bring it on :icon_lol: :038: :icon_lol: i feel truly honoured....im overcome...:icon_cry: :056: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

Mk promises it will be the best 20 seconds of your life YV
 
lazzer said:
3 months ????? are you sure ???

Frightening isn't it Lazzer...that Graham Norton Fanzine he bought is going to be well 'thumbed' come Christmas.
 
lazzer said:
3 months ????? are you sure ???
quite sure old boy.
At least the bruising may have died down a little by then...
 
MKFox said:
quite sure old boy.
At least the bruising may have died down a little by then...

i could of swore it wasnt that long (in months) when i had it i asked the doc to take away the pain and leave the swelling ;)
 
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