Joe_Fox
Well-Known Member
Well last night's shenanighans really got me thinking. Is the future orange or lemon?
I have to say, Edna's drizzle cake was sublime last night. Moist and tasty and, in a massive improvement from her last batch, it didn't lay heavy in the stomach.
Edna and the girls swamped down to the Walkers Stadium at 7.30pm last night and were very excited about seeing the lads. Unfortunately, years of home baking has not faired kindly on their blouse size and Edna got jammed in the turnstile. I had to feel for her (not like that you sickos), it's not often that her oven produces such results in time for kick off but last night was an exception. 2 batches of lemon drizzle cake in 2 hours - a record previously held by "that bastard Kipling" as Edna likes to call her hero.
The girls tried everything to wedge Edna out of the turnstile but like a shit during constipation, she just wouldn't budge. Eventually, with the help of some stewards (pure fiction then) she wriggled her fat ass out of the trap and burst into the forecourt 10 minutes after kick off.
The girls all had a giggle about it, as did, to her credit, Edna. At full time Edna got slightly worried because she thought she'd have to exit the ground in the same, embarrassing way that she had entered it. No Edna, they open the gates after the matches.
All in all, a crap game for Edna and the girls to go to but no doubt about it, her batches are improving and the future is bright, the future's lemon.
I have to say, Edna's drizzle cake was sublime last night. Moist and tasty and, in a massive improvement from her last batch, it didn't lay heavy in the stomach.
Edna and the girls swamped down to the Walkers Stadium at 7.30pm last night and were very excited about seeing the lads. Unfortunately, years of home baking has not faired kindly on their blouse size and Edna got jammed in the turnstile. I had to feel for her (not like that you sickos), it's not often that her oven produces such results in time for kick off but last night was an exception. 2 batches of lemon drizzle cake in 2 hours - a record previously held by "that bastard Kipling" as Edna likes to call her hero.
The girls tried everything to wedge Edna out of the turnstile but like a shit during constipation, she just wouldn't budge. Eventually, with the help of some stewards (pure fiction then) she wriggled her fat ass out of the trap and burst into the forecourt 10 minutes after kick off.
The girls all had a giggle about it, as did, to her credit, Edna. At full time Edna got slightly worried because she thought she'd have to exit the ground in the same, embarrassing way that she had entered it. No Edna, they open the gates after the matches.
All in all, a crap game for Edna and the girls to go to but no doubt about it, her batches are improving and the future is bright, the future's lemon.
:-D 
8) 
:smt007 :smt004
