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Joe_Fox

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Well I'm wrecked after guzzling all the wine after winning a few awards. Anyone else getting wrecked too? Well done to you all. Can't believe MKFox knicked that extra vote to snatch poster of the year. I should have asked my mate tom to vote. Bugger.

Get the whiskey out highland, let's have a knees up.
 
Steven keeps sending me PMs asking me to a party round his house to nibble on his cocktail sausage and drink his "special" juice
 
homer said:
Steven keeps sending me PMs asking me to a party round his house to nibble on his cocktail sausage and drink his "special" juice

Completely innocent.
 
rotherhamfox said:
Completely innocent.
yeah, just like the time he was hoovering in the nude (as you do :roll: ), slipped and had to spend the rest of the day in casualty.
 
MKFox said:
rotherhamfox said:
Completely innocent.
yeah, just like the time he was hoovering in the nude (as you do :roll: ), slipped and had to spend the rest of the day in casualty.

:oops: I know, :roll: Mrs MK was so embarrassed when she had to explain to the how that nozzle got stuck in her ........ :oops: :oops: :?
 
rovrum just came in and had 6 double malibu's to celebrate his first blowjob, i offered to buy him a pint but he said if the malibu couldn't get rid of the taste nothing could..... :roll: :wink:
 
MKFox said:
rovrum just came in and had 6 double malibu's to celebrate his first blowjob, i offered to buy him a pint but he said if the malibu couldn't get rid of the taste nothing could..... :roll: :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's nasty MKFox, nasty but brilliant.
 
Joe_Fox said:
MKFox said:
rovrum just came in and had 6 double malibu's to celebrate his first blowjob, i offered to buy him a pint but he said if the malibu couldn't get rid of the taste nothing could..... :roll: :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's nasty MKFox, nasty but brilliant.

Ha ha ****in ha. Im known round ere as blokejob, cos a lady of male appearance took advantage of me after i'd had 6 double malibu's.
 
rotherhamfox said:
Joe_Fox said:
MKFox said:
rovrum just came in and had 6 double malibu's to celebrate his first blowjob, i offered to buy him a pint but he said if the malibu couldn't get rid of the taste nothing could..... :roll: :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's nasty MKFox, nasty but brilliant.

Ha ha **** ha. Im known round ere as blokejob, cos a lady of male appearance took advantage of me after i'd had 6 double malibu's.

Hang on - a lady of male appearance? or the other way around? :shock:
 
EMC Fox said:
rotherhamfox said:
Joe_Fox said:
MKFox said:
rovrum just came in and had 6 double malibu's to celebrate his first blowjob, i offered to buy him a pint but he said if the malibu couldn't get rid of the taste nothing could..... :roll: :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's nasty MKFox, nasty but brilliant.

Ha ha **** ha. Im known round ere as blokejob, cos a lady of male appearance took advantage of me after i'd had 6 double malibu's.

Hang on - a lady of male appearance? or the other way around? :shock:

Don't talk about Mrs MKFox like that.
 
EMC Fox said:
rotherhamfox said:
Joe_Fox said:
MKFox said:
rovrum just came in and had 6 double malibu's to celebrate his first blowjob, i offered to buy him a pint but he said if the malibu couldn't get rid of the taste nothing could..... :roll: :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's nasty MKFox, nasty but brilliant.

Ha ha **** ha. Im known round ere as blokejob, cos a lady of male appearance took advantage of me after i'd had 6 double malibu's.

Hang on - a lady of male appearance? or the other way around? :shock:

Well all i can remember is a bird with five o clock shadow dropping to her knees.
 
rotherhamfox said:
EMC Fox said:
rotherhamfox said:
Joe_Fox said:
MKFox said:
rovrum just came in and had 6 double malibu's to celebrate his first blowjob, i offered to buy him a pint but he said if the malibu couldn't get rid of the taste nothing could..... :roll: :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's nasty MKFox, nasty but brilliant.

Ha ha **** ha. Im known round ere as blokejob, cos a lady of male appearance took advantage of me after i'd had 6 double malibu's.

Hang on - a lady of male appearance? or the other way around? :shock:

Well all i can remember is a bird with five o clock shadow dropping to her knees.

Did you do a nasty fart?
 
rotherhamfox said:
EMC Fox said:
rotherhamfox said:
Joe_Fox said:
MKFox said:
rovrum just came in and had 6 double malibu's to celebrate his first blowjob, i offered to buy him a pint but he said if the malibu couldn't get rid of the taste nothing could..... :roll: :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's nasty MKFox, nasty but brilliant.

Ha ha **** ha. Im known round ere as blokejob, cos a lady of male appearance took advantage of me after i'd had 6 double malibu's.

Hang on - a lady of male appearance? or the other way around? :shock:

Well all i can remember is a bird with five o clock shadow dropping to her knees.

was "she" any good? :lol: :lol:
 
EMC Fox said:
rotherhamfox said:
EMC Fox said:
rotherhamfox said:
Joe_Fox said:
MKFox said:
rovrum just came in and had 6 double malibu's to celebrate his first blowjob, i offered to buy him a pint but he said if the malibu couldn't get rid of the taste nothing could..... :roll: :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's nasty MKFox, nasty but brilliant.

Ha ha **** ha. Im known round ere as blokejob, cos a lady of male appearance took advantage of me after i'd had 6 double malibu's.

Hang on - a lady of male appearance? or the other way around? :shock:

Well all i can remember is a bird with five o clock shadow dropping to her knees.

was "she" any good? :lol: :lol:

Well, the bits of the torrid affair i recall are her saying 'have you cummed?', my response was 'yer love and u've just swallowed it'. I then slunk into a drunken slumber.
 
rotherhamfox said:
EMC Fox said:
rotherhamfox said:
EMC Fox said:
rotherhamfox said:
Joe_Fox said:
MKFox said:
rovrum just came in and had 6 double malibu's to celebrate his first blowjob, i offered to buy him a pint but he said if the malibu couldn't get rid of the taste nothing could..... :roll: :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's nasty MKFox, nasty but brilliant.

Ha ha **** ha. Im known round ere as blokejob, cos a lady of male appearance took advantage of me after i'd had 6 double malibu's.

Hang on - a lady of male appearance? or the other way around? :shock:

Well all i can remember is a bird with five o clock shadow dropping to her knees.

was "she" any good? :lol: :lol:

Well, the bits of the torrid affair i recall are her saying 'have you cummed?', my response was 'yer love and u've just swallowed it'. I then slunk into a drunken slumber.

What a beastly and macarbe story, RovRum, are you pissed?
 
Joe_Fox said:
rotherhamfox said:
EMC Fox said:
rotherhamfox said:
EMC Fox said:
rotherhamfox said:
Joe_Fox said:
MKFox said:
rovrum just came in and had 6 double malibu's to celebrate his first blowjob, i offered to buy him a pint but he said if the malibu couldn't get rid of the taste nothing could..... :roll: :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's nasty MKFox, nasty but brilliant.

Ha ha **** ha. Im known round ere as blokejob, cos a lady of male appearance took advantage of me after i'd had 6 double malibu's.

Hang on - a lady of male appearance? or the other way around? :shock:

Well all i can remember is a bird with five o clock shadow dropping to her knees.

was "she" any good? :lol: :lol:

Well, the bits of the torrid affair i recall are her saying 'have you cummed?', my response was 'yer love and u've just swallowed it'. I then slunk into a drunken slumber.

What a beastly and macarbe story, RovRum, are you pissed?

No i was when that story took place, at this current time im just jumping on the blue bandwagon, but sadly it doesn't make the story any less true.
 
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