an alternative message from mr davies

[drummindefender]

this is 100% genuine, honestly

Dear Talkingballers,
i have decided that in our current plight i need to talk to the fans that matter the most, and that is you my good friends.

I would like to inform you that i have tried my uptmost to sack that stupid scottish tit but i'm sorry lads i just can't-no money in the coffers.:icon_evil

What i can tell you though is that we as a board were going to put him up on ebay for half a pie and jar of pickled onions but due to a lack of interest we abandoned this idea-wheres that one you call Homer when you need him :icon_sad: .

On the Transfer front i can tell you my pants have turned brown. Unless we stuff the spurs, it looks like our only option is going to be billy shitpants :icon_eek: I can say though that joey will be staying and gareth will be fooking off to man city as soon as a fee is agreed

So Stay positive talking ballers as Mr Levein may be having an unexpected "guest" at his door anytime soon-they say he wears a wax jacket.....

Yours Lovingly

Tim (nice but dim) Davies

P.S. durham why don't you return my calls sweety pie? i miss you

 

[highland fox]

this is 100% genuine, honestly

You stupid boy....:icon_wink :icon_lol:

 

[alex]

Superb Drummin!

 

[fcukcov]

Once again you prove why you were young poster of the year dd. Quality.:icon_lol:

 

[Durham Fox]

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

 

[drummindefender]

so does everyone feel alot more positive about our future now

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

like it young man :icon_lol: :icon_wink

 

[Macky]

Dear Talkingballers,
i have decided that in our current plight i need to talk to the fans that matter the most, and that is you my good friends.

I would like to inform you that i have tried my uptmost to sack that stupid scottish tit but i'm sorry lads i just can't-no money in the coffers.:icon_evil

What i can tell you though is that we as a board were going to put him up on ebay for half a pie and jar of pickled onions but due to a lack of interest we abandoned this idea-wheres that one you call Homer when you need him :icon_sad: .

On the Transfer front i can tell you my pants have turned brown. Unless we stuff the spurs, it looks like our only option is going to be billy shitpants :icon_eek: I can say though that joey will be staying and gareth will be fooking off to man city as soon as a fee is agreed

So Stay positive talking ballers as Mr Levein may be having an unexpected "guest" at his door anytime soon-they say he wears a wax jacket.....

Yours Lovingly

Tim (nice but dim) Davies

P.S. durham why don't you return my calls sweety pie? i miss you

this is all bollix lads, don't make a show of yourselves & believe any of this shite, I read on www.wemakeupbullshitrumours.com that Billy Shitpants is actually on his way to Benfica.

Although the bit about Gareth is apparenly true, but it isn't a cash deal.Iit is a straight swop for darius Vassell with Man City to pay us an extra £2 million if we manage not to get relegated, a good bit of business IMHO.

 

[PFKAKTF FOX]

Superb DD, Post of the Year 2006

 

[Cate Fox]

yay, something upbeat and funny for a change!!! :icon_bigg :icon_wink

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

it wont last cate :icon_lol:

 

[lazzer]

:icon_roll it never does :icon_sad:

 

[Lako42]

i just ran over a squirrel

 

[fosseboy83]

i just ran over a squirrel

my missus will be pleased she once claimed a squirrel 'barked' at her and has been terrified of the cheeky little nut gobblers ever since

 

[fcukcov]

i just ran over a squirrel

you bas***d. Was it okay?

 

[Chuck T Masala]

i just ran over a squirrel

Not a grey one was it? Little pointy ears and a big bushy tail? OMG!!! Did you check its ID? I'm really worried now!

 

[Ox Fox]

Not a grey one was it? Little pointy ears and a big bushy tail? OMG!!! Did you check its ID? I'm really worried now!

It's the red ones we need to look after Chuck, the greys are tree rats.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

It's the red ones we need to look after Chuck, the greys are tree rats.

Not Frank, he's one of the family and we havent seen him for 2 days. I fear the worst.

 

[Ox Fox]

Not Frank, he's one of the family and we havent seen him for 2 days. I fear the worst.

Don't worry he's still on the piss from New Years.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Don't worry he's still on the piss from New Years.

Probably doing the rounds - on an artic's tyre.