risk assessments and health & safety....
makes my shit itch
Really? You'll be wanting to do a risk assessment on that then
An Ice Cream parlour in Broadstairs now refuses to put raspberry sauce on its cones as a Health & Safety measure. There is apparently a risk that the sauce might slip off the ice cream, fall on floor and cause people to slip.
You will be pleased to know that you can still have raspberry sauce on a tub of ice-cream or on a bowl of ice-cream for consumption on the premises.
But the ice-cream won't melt and fall on the floor?
There were plenty of pancake races around the country yesterday, looks like the lazy sod just wanted an excuse not to do it.
I was disappointed yesterday, all I got was microwaved pancakes!
My missus had those, not up to scratch apparently.
Never really like them myself.
made some with the kids last night, fecking carnage.
made some with the kids last night, fecking carnage.
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