Pre Match Aston Villa v Leicester

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From what I've seen, Villa can be pretty dire/ordinary (like ourselves). They'll have the fresher legs... and that'll obviously count for something, but beyond that.... Not looking forward to it in truth. Not because I'm fearful but because I'm not expecting a decent game.

The most noticeable thing for me, the last time I saw them, was their shorts; they seemed both tight and made of something very sheer/lightweight. I couldn't tell you if they played any good football because I was too occupied pondering how uncomfortable their shorts must be.

I bet you thought I was leading to a contrived and tortured Bond pun... sorry about that. Nope, unless 'Villa Tightshorts' is the name of a Bond villain, then you're out of luck.
 
The most noticeable thing for me, the last time I saw them, was their shorts; they seemed both tight and made of something very sheer/lightweight. I couldn't tell you if they played any good football because I was too occupied pondering how uncomfortable their shorts must be.
I have the same issue with Leeds and their haircuts.
 
I won’t stop until BM blocks me.
Sadly BM has no authority on here, but, to be honest, even if he did, my experience is that those that do have it never do anything anyway, they're not very good. Dire mods are forever letting people post endless crap without acting.
 
Sadly BM has no authority on here, but, to be honest, even if he did, my experience is that those that do have it never do anything anyway, they're not very good. Dire mods are forever letting people post endless crap without acting.
Not very good you say, nobody does it better.
 
From what I've seen, Villa can be pretty dire/ordinary (like ourselves). They'll have the fresher legs... and that'll obviously count for something, but beyond that.... Not looking forward to it in truth. Not because I'm fearful but because I'm not expecting a decent game.

The most noticeable thing for me, the last time I saw them, was their shorts; they seemed both tight and made of something very sheer/lightweight. I couldn't tell you if they played any good football because I was too occupied pondering how uncomfortable their shorts must be.

I bet you thought I was leading to a contrived and tortured Bond pun... sorry about that. Nope, unless 'Villa Tightshorts' is the name of a Bond villain, then you're out of luck.

Every good Bond film needs a Villain with questionable fashion choices.
 
My favourite James Bond story is when Roger Moore was about to start the first love scene of a JB film. They were ready to start the shoot when Roger put his hand up and said "before we begin, I would like to apologise, in advance, to my leading lady in case I get an erection. I would also like to apologise, in advance, to my leading lady in case I don't get an erection" (Best appreciated if you can think in a Roger Moore accent)
 
There’s a serious doubt about Vardy playing, apparently
 
bring Riccy P in for the Prince and maybe Under for Albrighton, I want to see more of the Thomas/Barnes pairing down the left, they already link up so much better than Chilwell/Barnes ever did after far fewer games.

I'd only start Castagne over him if Castagne is nearly 100%
 
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