Bestiality legal help

[Mawsley]

Just in case anyone slips one up a pony or cow or something.

And how about if you brandished a knife at the farmer for interuptus your coitus as well?

And was I legally allowed to park on his field because the fictitious twat has put a clamp on my Messerschmitt Kabinenroller?

 

[Matt_B]

Just in case anyone slips one up a pony or cow or something.

And how about if you brandished a knife at the farmer for interuptus your coitus as well?

And was I legally allowed to park on his field because the fictitious twat has put a clamp on my Messerschmitt Kabinenroller?

Have a watch of this - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0874423/ - it should clear up all your concerns. Though Mr Hands didn't die.