Big Time Desperate Losers list

[homer]

Well at least it's not Morrisey........

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6405743.stm

 

[Hazzman]

My reactions as I read this piece:
Look at the first 'band', the name SCOOCH!! What the feck is SCOOCH??

Read their little piece,

"this generation's Bucks Fizz".
''Scooch were regulars on Saturday morning TV shows''
''Their airline-themed Flying the Flag promises a catchy tune, a great dance routine and perhaps a surprise or two'.''

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Next 'act', the writer must be pissed.

''(Don't It Make You) Happy! is only the latest in a series of musical achievements for Liz McClarnon.(ex-Atomic Kitten)''

''Along with an appearance on Celebrity Love Island she found time to write her "huge, upbeat" Eurovision entry.''

Not try to hard love, with all time on Love Island I bet you had plenty of media bookings to do.

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This 'act' has the epic look of a car crash.

''Hawkins & Brown consists of the talents of former Darkness frontman Justin Hawkins and his friend Beverlei Brown.''

Made worse because the pic next to this profile, features Hawkins wearing Leopard print.

''Their entry, They Don't Make 'Em Like They Used To, was the result of "instant chemistry" in the studio''

Yeh and heavy doses of Cocaine.

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It gets worse, a bloke whose been in a car crash, Brian Harvey.

''describes the Eurovision Song Contest as a "national treasure".''

National Treasure, yeh in Latvia.

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Cyndi?!? Whose Cyndi?!?

I'd do her tho

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Last 'act', Big Brovaz.

Most famous for sampling 'Sound Of Music'. I think that tells us all for their talent.

''They are returning as a four-piece with their new single Big Bro Thang'''
Can't spell either

 

[Hazzman]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6405457.stm

Now, thats what we should do.

Lyrics from Isreal's entry

The world is full of terror,
f someone makes an error,
he's gonna blow us up to kingdom come.

There are some crazy rulers,
they hide and try to fool us,
with demonic, technologic willingness to harm

 

[fosseboy83]

why is eurovision on the entertainment part of the bbc site?

and proberbly more importantly whats it doing in the music section of this site?

 

[sidhe]

why is eurovision on the entertainment part of the bbc site?

and proberbly more importantly whats it doing in the music section of this site?

Don't know, but you always get some sad twat asking for it to be put on the big screen in the pub... Every year I try and book that night off...

 

[fosseboy83]

Don't know, but you always get some sad twat asking for it to be put on the big screen in the pub... Every year I try and book that night off...

yeah cos your at home throwing your eurovision party:icon_wink

 

[sidhe]

yeah cos your at home throwing your eurovision party:icon_wink

Only coz you beg me to, and make it fancy dress so you can put on your lederhosed

 

[fosseboy83]

Only coz you beg me to, and make it fancy dress so you can put on your lederhosed

prefer mein lederhosen

 

[Orifice]

I am, generally, a peaceful chap. Each to their own whatever.

But give me those 'contenders' in a room and a Thompson sub-machine gun with a full clip and I would be the only one leaving the room. Happy.

 

[Shents]

when i looked at the title of this thred i thought it would be about pete dougherty

 

[Scarby]

when i looked at the title of this thred i thought it would be about pete dougherty

strange that i thought it was about Pete Doherty

 

[Profondo Rosso]

when i looked at the title of this thred i thought it would be about pete dougherty