biggest **** of a teacher

[Darth Vodka]

the biggest twat of a teacher i ever had taught english to me at secondary school

he leched over the good looking girls and picked them and his mates for the good bits in the plays

he asked the girls out for after work drinks and made inappropriate moves

when upset he would walk out crying or bang his head against filing cabinets

he supported sheffield wednesday and regularly gloated about how they were an established top flight team and leicester were crap

he hated me and i hated him

i've googled him (pretty easy with a twat's name like ) and see he now an events' admistrator , well done on the career you turd faced ****, i have half a mind to ring you up and book in forty people at your shitty sheffield cesspit

 

[Singth]

He was a crap English teacher too.

 

[homer]

the biggest twat of a teacher i ever had taught english to me at secondary school

he leched over the good looking girls and picked them and his mates for the good bits in the plays

he asked the girls out for after work drinks and made inappropriate moves

when upset he would walk out crying or bang his head against filing cabinets

he supported sheffield wednesday and regularly gloated about how they were an established top flight team and leicester were crap

he hated me and i hated him

i've googled him (pretty easy with a twat's name like ) and see he now an events' admistrator , well done on the career you turd faced ****, i have half a mind to ring you up and book in forty people at your shitty sheffield cesspit

You had a little crush on him, DV, didn't you ?

 

[Darth Vodka]

You had a little crush on him, DV, didn't you ?

:icon_redf

 

[Melton Fox]

All of my teachers were ****s and a disgrace to the teaching profession.

I came out of school knowing **** all about Maths, French, Geography, RE, Chemistry, Biology, Physics etc after spending the best past of 6 years leaning the ****ing topics.

I can't do long division or long multiplcation. I can't subtract or multiply using paper, the only one I can do is adding up.

Why didn't my teachers spot this, because they are ****ing usless. It's hardly surprising I am doubling their salary.

 

[highland fox]

Did ok at School until the final 6 months when I just lost all interest and barely bothered to turn up,not sure it was down to the Teachers though.

 

[Darth Vodka]

i went a good school, generally my teachers were very good and i loved english after this particular ****, got a great teacher

what's not to like about english, you sit about chatting about stories and life

it's the pub without beer, only a **** can make you hate it

and personally i think i had weak biology teachers...and a crap syllabus. biology is very interesting..memorising parts of a plant's reproductive organ...not so

 

[homer]

i went a good school

mmm..........

 

[SJN-Fox]

i went a good school, generally my teachers were very good and i loved english after this particular ****, got a great teacher

what's not to like about english, you sit about chatting about stories and life

it's the pub without beer, only a **** can make you hate it

and personally i think i had weak biology teachers...and a crap syllabus. biology is very interesting..memorising parts of a plant's reproductive organ...not so

Hmm, sometimes I wonder where the education budget goes.

 

[Han]

i went a good school, generally my teachers were very good and i loved english after this particular ****, got a great teacher

what's not to like about english, you sit about chatting about stories and life

it's the pub without beer, only a **** can make you hate it

and personally i think i had weak biology teachers...and a crap syllabus. biology is very interesting..memorising parts of a plant's reproductive organ...not so

All the essay writing pissed me off. Can't be doing with writing.

 

[RHYDAL]

i went a good school

Government approved.

 

[M17TT C]

Book the room!! :icon_lol:

 

[Lako42]

i went to a lovely school, i taught them all i had to know.

 

[Hazzman]

usless.

Admit it! Messed up your English too?

 

[Real Sharapova]

i went to a lovely school, i taught them all i had to know.

That accounts for 5 minutes, what did you do the rest of the time?

 

[Lako42]

That accounts for 5 minutes, what did you do the rest of the time?

played shit head

 

[Melton Fox]

Admit it! Messed up your English too?

Nope, top marks in English for me I'm afraid. One of those subjects I just got lucky in I guess

 

[Real Sharapova]

played shit head

I thang yew!

 

[Macky]

played shit head

How do you play that then?
Is that the game where you have to rub dogshit in each others hair?

 

[Lako42]

How do you play that then?
Is that the game where you have to rub dogshit in each others hair?

no thats the dumbed down version.