Breaking news from the Walkers

[homer]

New press release just issued:

Fred the turnstile man is really looking forward to the Pepsi Max challenge this weekend. He says its really going to be fantastic and he can't wait to see good old Birch introducing twenty three previously undiscovered "legends" in a fun charity game to kick off the weekend of smashing enterntainment, which includes some shite team from portugal or something

LCFC PR guru Paul Mace said
"it's really fantastic value, and tickets are selling faster than they did for the Millenium Dome. Pets get in free, and kids can bring their Filbert the Fox toys along for only a nominal fee (£5). Bring the whole family along, and don't forget to buy your souvenir programme, packed full of special 120th anniversary adverts, at the value cost of £12.50"

 

[Durham Fox]

New press release just issued:

Fred the turnstile man is really looking forward to the Pepsi Max challenge this weekend. He says its really going to be fantastic and he can't wait to see good old Birch introducing twenty three previously undiscovered "legends" in a fun charity game to kick off the weekend of smashing enterntainment, which includes some shite team from portugal or something

LCFC PR guru Paul Mace said
"it's really fantastic value, and tickets are selling faster than they did for the Millenium Dome. Pets get in free, and kids can bring their Filbert the Fox toys along for only a nominal fee (£5). Bring the whole family along, and don't forget to buy your souvenir programme, packed full of special 120th anniversary adverts, at the value cost of £12.50"

Brilliant, pure gold

 

[Naughty Fox]

New press release just issued:

Fred the turnstile man is really looking forward to the Pepsi Max challenge this weekend. He says its really going to be fantastic and he can't wait to see good old Birch introducing twenty three previously undiscovered "legends" in a fun charity game to kick off the weekend of smashing enterntainment, which includes some shite team from portugal or something

LCFC PR guru Paul Mace said
"it's really fantastic value, and tickets are selling faster than they did for the Millenium Dome. Pets get in free, and kids can bring their Filbert the Fox toys along for only a nominal fee (£5). Bring the whole family along, and don't forget to buy your souvenir programme, packed full of special 120th anniversary adverts, at the value cost of £12.50"

Glad you decided to come back

 

[lazzer]

i have missed you homer me old mucker

 

[drummindefender]

does anyone else think that maces idea (birch for the pr) that kids should clean up the stadium is just child labour-somebody call the UN

 

[Steven]

New press release just issued:

Fred the turnstile man is really looking forward to the Pepsi Max challenge this weekend. He says its really going to be fantastic and he can't wait to see good old Birch introducing twenty three previously undiscovered "legends" in a fun charity game to kick off the weekend of smashing enterntainment, which includes some shite team from portugal or something

LCFC PR guru Paul Mace said
"it's really fantastic value, and tickets are selling faster than they did for the Millenium Dome. Pets get in free, and kids can bring their Filbert the Fox toys along for only a nominal fee (£5). Bring the whole family along, and don't forget to buy your souvenir programme, packed full of special 120th anniversary adverts, at the value cost of £12.50"

Another quality posting.