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State of that ****ing beard.
They can't be Leicester supporters as they appear to be celebrating somethingState of that ****ing beard.
No wonder his Mrs is the only one who's started drinking.
Plus both blokes have opted for the same clothes. Chosen by their mums by the look of it.
& apparently versions of the same woman. Did their mums choose them too?
& that soulless middle class minimalist decor. Not a hint of personalisation or individuality.
The women are off on a shopping trip after the match. Where they'll grab the opportunity to awkwardly grope each other in a fitting room in a desperate attempt to add a glimmer of colour to the soul crushing pointlessness of their empty lives.
England 2022. A symphony in beige.
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