Danny Baker's irritating, grating, somebody-has-plunged-a-****ing-dagger-into-my-ear cockney accent is actually an elaborate subterfuge. He is in actual fact a very softly spoken member of the aristocratic landed gentry. His only ambition in life has been to get onto the broadcast media so that he can annoy members of the lower classes and that is what he has been spending his family's money on for many years, paying radio stations to employ him.
If you think it through and do the sums, it's the only explanation that makes any logical sense