Caption Round: Week 11

[Joe_Fox]

Off you go then.
Deadline 4pm 22/11/04

 

[homer]

Another scandalous footballing spit roast goes horribly wrong

 

[Tony Elsby]

..."just demonstrating that I'm head and shoulders above this lot..."




Off you go then.
Deadline 4pm 22/11/04

 

[highland fox]

Martin Keown shows his agony after a 'off the ball incident'

 

[homer]

How about this:

"A number of players challenge for the newly styled yellow ball in a recent Coca Cola Championship match between Leicester City and Wigan Athletic. Martin Keown can clearly be seen leaping above the melee of players, challenged by Lee McCulloch. In the foreground looking on is James Scowcroft and Matt Jackson."

Do I win ???

 

[highland fox]

''Monkey taunts at the JJB on Saturday are this time proven''

 

[Naughty Fox]

You've seen the women in Bankok popping out ping pong balls..........

 

[Joe_Fox]

Scowcroft decides to use his black arm band as an excuse to show off his karate skills. Unfortunately his one inch punch misses the Wigan defender and lands right in Keown's 'sensitive' region.

 

[homer]

Or how about:

"A bunch of overpaid queens ponce around and generally do f*ck all"

 

[highland fox]

Martin Keown pictured here seconds before being 'pulled off' at the JJB

 

[MKFox]

"News from Wigan, the appearance of a man with a large, yellow, football shaped head in the crowd at the JJB, once again puts into doubt the safety of the local banana milkshake..."

 

[Bobby Smith]

Keown is proved right in his claim that a waxwork of himself would be more effective than Dublin.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Only ten minutes left !

 

[PFKAKTF FOX]

I know it is too late but what the hell !


" Who the feck has just stuck his fist up my arse !"

 

[MKFox]

" Who the feck has just stuck his fist up my arse !"

not sure pfkaktf, but my money is on homer....

 

[step]

Another late one

Keown floats on air

 

[DesertFox]

Better late than never...

"Arnie Gunlaugsson returns to the city line up, playing just behind Martin Keown..."


Actually, maybe it was better never than late...