Caption Round: Week 12

[Joe_Fox]

Hopefully there'll be some good ones this time!

Off you go then:

 

[Craig]

Tim - "Stop twisting my arm you silly rugby loving white haired tosspot"

 

[Naughty Fox]

Whispers under the smerks

Just keep smiling, sod the supporters we'll make a packet (Walkers pun there)

 

[MKFox]

"this time next year we'll be millionaires (again) Grandad"

 

[Disco_Dave]

Tim: "Wow, I always wanted to meet Matt Elliott when he has hair"

 

[Babylon]

'Leicester city and Leicester Tigers representatives at the launch of the new "Ligers" Wallpaper'

 

[Babylon]

"tim davies agrees to sell leicester citys soul to the devil"

 

[Babylon]

"Tim Davies shows tremendous bravery meeting a Leicester tigers board member so soon after the amputaion of his left arm, the recent amputation was a result of an accident at home with 3 male prostitutes and a tub of vaseline"

 

[PFKAKTF FOX]

"Bugger me you really do have odd shaped balls !"

 

[step]

Trust me, Iam yours

 

[Bobby Smith]

Move back baldy, your foot is in my half.

 

[Scarby]

I have a dream...

 

[Dickovforengland!]

Bet you a fiver somebody, somewhere will moan about this.

No chance, nobody could be that short sighted you're on.

 

[Joe_Fox]

"They already think I'm a twat anyway, I may as well completely f*ck this club up"

 

[Dunc]

Tim - a least your fans have a brain amongst them

Tigers man - At least your fans aren't inbred yokel farmers.

 

[homer]

Peter Tom : "Can I rub Ralgex all over your nob ?"

Tim Davies: "You can if you want, but why pick on Paul Mace ?"

 

[highland fox]

'Thats it then! the deal is done..Kevin Pressman will start for Tigers at Scrum half on Saturday'

 

[Steven]

'Thats it then! the deal is done..Kevin Pressman will start for Tigers at Scrum half on Saturday'

The Pieman would make a good Prop.

 

[highland fox]

Howey was good at propping...up the bar.

 

[Tony Elsby]

Howey was good at propping...up the bar.

The half-and-half wallpaper makes an appropriate backdrop as City/Tigers executives shake hands on the latest part of their co-operative deal for next season which laid down that all match balls will be oval one end and circular the other.
Said Mr Davies "These balls will give Connolly and Scowcroft a far greater chance of scoring because even if they're going wide of the posts there's a good chance they'll bounce back.
"All balls will be fitted with a small, armour-piercing device on the oval end so that if a goalkeeper should get in the way, they'll detonate and go straight through him and still find the net (what's left of it). We really are leaving nothing to chance here."