Cash machine fiasco

[Joe_Fox]

I accidently put my donor card into the cash machine the other day. I only noticed when I checked my statement - it cost me an arm and a leg!

 

[Kingy_85]

Ah, now i see.

 

[enderby fox]

 

[Blue Maniac]

Bet that was deer.

 

[Real Sharapova]

Waiter, this chicken is tooth-hurty.................

 

[Motown Fox]

Funny that I had lunch in a Chinese restaurant the other day, and the chicken was terrible. So I called the waiter over and I said, "This chicken is rubbery."
And the waiter said, "Thank you berry much!"

 

[SJN-Fox]

Jamaica

 

[Motown Fox]

No she went of her own accord:icon_bigg

 

[Macky]

Welcome to the West Indies we hope you enjoy your holiday

 

[Motown Fox]

Bet that was deer.

Shouldn't this be in the Venison thread?

 

[Darth Vodka]

can you smell carrot?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Shouldn't this be in the Venison thread?

If the arm and a leg joke can be in both, so can that.

 

[Motown Fox]

If the arm and a leg joke can be in both, so can that.

Fairynuff I didn't think you had a leg to stand on but I suppose there's no arm in it

 

[The Major]

Well it tasted like a prawn.