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Apparently one of the East Bengal to watch out for at the weekend....cracking name, although I'm concerened about the mental state of his parents! :shock:
 
They reckon he's a big dissapointment though Climax.Great in the build up but always shoots too early :wink:
 
According to the "Ann Summers"mobile billboard , this week is national orgasm week. (Whatever that is????) :wink:
So City might "come" up aginst some "stiff" oppostion this weekend.
Watch out for the "Mayo" with your pie, :twisted:
 
xsubmariner said:
According to the "Ann Summers"mobile billboard , this week is national orgasm week. (Whatever that is????) :wink:
So City might "come" up aginst some "stiff" oppostion this weekend.
Watch out for the "Mayo" with your pie, :twisted:

gross :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Matt said:
...cracking name, although I'm concerened about the mental state of his parents! :shock:
:lol: brilliant name that. i think i'll call my next one 'vinegar strokes'
 
lazzer said:
MKFox said:
Matt said:
...cracking name, although I'm concerened about the mental state of his parents! :shock:
:lol: brilliant name that. i think i'll call my next one 'vinegar strokes'

nah call it marc after his dad :lol: :lol:
you've got no chance mate, mrs MK doesn't drink that much.. :wink:
 
I wonder if the Beckhams have another one on the way?
Climax Beckham just has a certain ring to it!
 
Do you think the poor guy feels abit of pressure because of his name?
I mean a name like Climax and surely the ladies are expecting something now maybe a name like Isthatit might be better...or is that just me :oops:
 
Matt said:
Do you think the poor guy feels abit of pressure because of his name?
I mean a name like Climax and surely the ladies are expecting something now maybe a name like Isthatit might be better...or is that just me :oops:

izzytinyet ?
 
i'm sure he gets called anti alot
 
lazzer said:
MKFox said:
lazzer said:
MKFox said:
Matt said:
...cracking name, although I'm concerened about the mental state of his parents! :shock:
:lol: brilliant name that. i think i'll call my next one 'vinegar strokes'

nah call it marc after his dad :lol: :lol:
you've got no chance mate, mrs MK doesn't drink that much.. :wink:

just the valium then to put up with you
injects heroin into her eyeballs actually :wink:
 
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