Craigs Excuse List

[Ox Fox]

Here are some options for tonights press conference.

 

[No.6 Muzzy Izzet...]

i'm a mediocre manager and i'm not quite sure what's going on

 

[joe501]

im dyslecic with numbers so i never make the substiitution i mean to

 

[Hazzman]

We played well. Thats his excuse. Or playing against 10-men is harder.

 

[joe501]

We played well. Thats his excuse. Or playing against 10-men is harder.

yes that one is a classic with managers.

 

[No.6 Muzzy Izzet...]

We played well. Thats his excuse. Or playing against 10-men is harder.

having that extra player is confusing and unsettling for the team. where does he go? who does he mark?

 

[fitz]

having that extra player is confusing and unsettling for the team. where does he go? who does he mark?

the half arsed players probably all take their turn at being fully disinterested when they are no longer needed with a man over

 

[MHS]

the half arsed players probably all take their turn at being fully disinterested when they are no longer needed with a man over

Don't they do that already.

 

[fcukcov]

we played well but were unlucky im guessing it was?

 

[Brauny Blue]

CL...I didn't wear my lucky underpants

 

[Darth Vodka]

im dyslecic with numbers ...

dyscalculia

 

[jb5000]

If you're 'unlucky' everytime, luck's got nothing to do with it.

 

[fosseboy83]

'didnt really see the game there was a really interesting article in the times'

 

[fcukcov]

'didnt really see the game there was a really interesting article in the playboy'

He certainly never watches the same games as us lot.