FAO Homer

[Joe_Fox]

So Homer is back, but where has he been?

Homer, I demand a short essay explaining your whereabouts.

Nice to have you back mate.

 

[homer]

Came close to 100% forum, 0% work
I mean, I fookin dreamt about it, for god's sake

Couple of weeks off, and it's back to mucky filth dreams about spraying my love juice all over Jordan's tats

Now THAT'S more like it

 

[lazzer]

*cough* awards time :roll:

 

[highland fox]

Thats just a coincidence Lazzer..surely

 

[homer]

You after my vote, are you ?

 

[lazzer]

 

[highland fox]

Don't worry about dreaming of things on here Homer,Steven said he dreams of Lazzer naked every night.

 

[Steven]

Don't worry about dreaming of things on here Homer,Steven said he dreams of Lazzer naked every night.

Like feck I did. It was MKFox.

 

[homer]

You dream of MKFox naked every night ?

Those ladyboys spoiled you for ever, didn't they ?

 

[highland fox]

I'm sure if you asked MK nicely he'd send you some photos Steven.

 

[homer]

I've got a few good snaps of Mrs MK, but I doubt if they would be your cup of tea, Steven

 

[Steven]

MKFox isn't a woman. :? :?

 

[homer]

You need some help, you really do

I said Mrs MK (i.e. his wife) :roll: :roll: :roll:

 

[MKFox]

MKFox isn't a woman. :? :?

to be honest i'm not sure myself sometimes...

 

[highland fox]

Excuse Steven its Bangkok...The Ladyboys,casual Gay Sex,transvestites.Then he got on the plane at Heathrow.

 

[Joe_Fox]

This thread has an horrid stench of homoeroticism.

 

[MKFox]

salty?

 

[Joe_Fox]

salty?

Salt doesn't really smell though does it?

 

[MKFox]

salt doesn't smell, but a smell can be salty

 

[Joe_Fox]

salt doesn't smell, but a smell can be salty

Can it? I'm glad I didn't know that!