Films that you can quote the most

[Darth Vodka]

ok, without googling or nuffink

who can set the record for quoting from one single film the most

i'll set the ball rolling with "Withnail & I"

"it's not like i imagined from a H.E.Bates novel I read"
"i've been watching you, prancing around, like a tit"
"even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day"
"what are you doing, don't mix your drinks"
"he was probably taken away by some wretched tumour"
"we want cakes"
"but he's a raving homosexual"
"i need alcohol"
"it's rat"
"ponce!"
"they even sell hippy wigs in woolworths now, the greatest decade there ever was"

11, beat that...

 

[Matt_B]

Lord of the rings

"hello"
"elf"
"the"
"orc"
"preccciousssss"
"golum"
"smeagol"

I could go on, or you want the quotes to be more than one word?!!:icon_cool

 

[Melton Fox]

Dude, you've got a tattoo!
So are you dude.
No.
Dude, what does mine tattoo say?
Sweet.
What about mine?
Dude. What does mine say?
Sweet. What about mine?
Dude. What does mine say?
Sweet. What about mine?
Dude. What does mine say?
Sweet. What about mine?
Dude. What does mine say?
Sweet. What about mine?
Dude. What does mine say?
Sweet. What about mine?
Dude. What does mine say? Sweet.

 

[Dunc]

Dumb & Dumber, Most of it and I cant be arsed to type it out.

 

[pistol]

i can quote ace ventura: pet detective all the way through so surely that wins it?

and most of dumb and dumber "i like it a lot"

 

[Melton Fox]

i can quote ace ventura: pet detective all the way through so surely that wins it?

and most of dumb and dumber "i like it a lot"

Go on then

 

[pistol]

i'll record myself doing it and upload it somewhere

the very first line is "we're goin downtown"

 

[lazzer]

dirty harry

"you see that car accross the street ?"
"which one ?"
"tan ford engine running"
"how can i tell ?"
"exhaust fumes coming from the tail pipe"
"well dial 911 and tell them there is 211 in progress and make sure you tell them its in progress"
"now i'll just wait for the cavalry to arrive"
bank alarm goes off
"shit"
walks across road taking aout a magnum 45 from his inside jacket pocket
" i know what your thinking did he fire five shots or did he fire six? well i just gotta tell what with all this excitement i kinda forgot and seing that this is the most powerful hand gun in the world and would probably blow your head clean off you gotta ask yourself this question do you feel lucky?" "well do ya punk"...........

i could go on :icon_lol:

 

[Scarby]

'hello'
'alreet'
'yeah you'
'im ok, just been shopping'
'get anything nice?'
'just a few bits'
'like'
'bunch of nanas'
'right, you?'
'aye, just seen a rabbit'
'rabbit or hare'
'oh im not sure now, whats the difference?'
'not sure really'
'oh right'

 

[Melton Fox]

The people next door are on holiday. We took their phone. If you want to make a long distance call, go ahead.

Is that cat dead?​

I don't know. I think it's asleep but it's been there for days.​

(Eric gives it a kick. No response)​

I guess it is dead.​

​

 

[Scarby]

The people next door are on holiday. We took their phone. If you want to make a long distance call, go ahead.

Is that cat dead?​

I don't know. I think it's asleep but it's been there for days.​

(Eric gives it a kick. No response)​

I guess it is dead.​

​

sounds great

 

[Melton Fox]

sounds great

Killing Zoe - Tarantino, Eric Stoltz

 

[Orifice]

Now then
I'm letting the missus take over for a little while. I have trouble remembering even the name of a film but the dearest can prob do the whole score to several. Here she goes with....

We want the finest wines, we want them here and we want them now.
We've come on holiday by mistake.
Probably on a tenner a day and I know what for...£2/10 a tit and a fiver for his a**e.
Fork it!
2 quid, 2 quid! You can shove it up your a**e and f**k off while you're doing it.
We are Multimillionaires.
Don't threaten me with a dead fish.
Ponce! Perfumed ponce!
I have a heart condition, if you hit me it's murder.
My thumbs have gone weird.
I need something's flesh!
Have you got any more? (after drinking lighter fluid).Liar, you've got antifreeze.
Pull over, you haven't got a license - I'm making time.
All of the above from the one and only Withnail and I.

Thank you Mrs O.
Women seem to remember everything...

 

[Lako42]

anchor man and fear and loathing.

"im very important, my apartments smells of rich mahogany and i have many leather bound books"

"im kind of a big deal"

" i ate a big red candle"

"i love lamp"

"i love desk"

"sex panther"

 

[highland fox]

Both the Steptoe films
Rising Damp the Movie
Up Pompeii
Up the Front
Life of Brian
A lot of Will Hays films
Holiday on the Buses

I know alot of the lines in these films...sad fecker that I am

 

[Lako42]

got to admit that i know every single line in the first lion king. saying that it is the greatest film ive ever seen

 

[Darth Vodka]

anchor man and fear and loathing.

"im very important, my apartments smells of rich mahogany and i have many leather bound books"

"im kind of a big deal"

" i ate a big red candle"

"i love lamp"

"i love desk"

"sex panther"

60% of the time, that works every time

 

[TornadoShaunUK]

Wayne's World box set (y)

"we got 5000 dollars, we got 5000 dollars"

"exsqueeze me? baking powder?"

"A gun rack? what the hell am I gonna do with a gun rack? I don't even have a gun let alone many guns to necessitate owning a gun rack"

"if you're gonna spew... spew into this.."

"not today my friend I'm feeling saucy, I think I'm going to buy it. Do you take... cash? [Kerching]"

and who can forget the infamous headbanging scene in the car, I think that was recently voted one of the top comedy scenes of all time or something? Where they are headbanging to Bohemian Rhapsody..

"thunderbolts and lightningvery very very frightning..."

 

[No.6 Muzzy Izzet...]

The Godfather.

'I'll make him an offer he can't refuse'

 

[Dangeruss]

''oh yea, oh yea, oh god yea, oh yea baby yea, thats right keep going, oh yea keep goin, thats it keep goin, oh my god yea''.

four legged loving staring peaches and gina.